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#3
Quote by amicone18
One year when I was 14 I got a denim Spiderman Jacket
and u?


The fuck you talking about?

That's awesome.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#5
Well, it was kind of a christmas present, but I had to wait until my birthday to get it... My birthday is in November!!

At first I think it was just because I didn't arrive for a couple of months, but it must of been here at least 2/3 months before my birthday, but my mother gave me that christmas present to me for my birthday, thinking it would class as a birthday present, but it didn't!
#6
an iron
It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in
#10
my aunt sent me a roll on deodrant and my brother a bar of soap shaped as a crayon. My sister got nothing
#11
Quote by rock.freak667
a pen....



+1
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#12
A shaving kit ........they wanted me to shave off my moustache


..........But i shaved my pubes instead
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#13
Being denied by my dad to go with my mom to visit her family for christmas because it was "his weekend"

last year on my birthday my dad took away my guitar because I had like one C, I didn't get them back for months, I saved up and bought a new guitar before I got my old one back.

this year my dad got me absolutely nothing for my birthday.


....my dad is an ass
Rig
Fender 09 Standard Strat>Wilson Ten Spot II Wah>Boss DS-2 Turbo Distortion>EHX Big Muff Pi>Boss CE-2 Chorus>Crate V32 Palomino 212
Fender Deluxe Active Jazz Bass>(Same Pedals)>AcousticB20

Quote by WtrPlyr
I'm with DeltaFunk
#14
I must say the worst gift must've been some radio-car I got that broke like a few days after christmas, it's not that it was bad, it's the fact that it broke so quickly. It had a spider on it and all
DeVillains!
#17
Quote by DeltaFunk
Being denied by my dad to go with my mom to visit her family for christmas because it was "his weekend"

last year on my birthday my dad took away my guitar because I had like one C, I didn't get them back for months, I saved up and bought a new guitar before I got my old one back.

this year my dad got me absolutely nothing for my birthday.


....my dad is an ass

The only time I've seen my dad on my birthday he completely forgot it was my birthday

It's gonna be ok
#20
Quote by rock.freak667
a pen....


This. It was a pretty fancy pen, but still...
#21
A world flag sticker set or a book on trains or childs night vision goggles with my mom thinking they would be army surplus .
#23
When I was 10, my father left me, my younger brother and my mother for another family we had no idea about.

Twas lame, to say the least.
#24
Quote by metal_al73
used condom, from my dad


You're the one who said you wanted a little brother, he just didn't have enough money to get the whole thing just yet...
You can call me Aaron.


♠♣♥♦
Out on parole, any more instances of plum text and I get put back in...
#26
A copy of Twilight...

Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#27
Quote by PlayMadness
A copy of Twilight...


As long as it's printed on soft, absorbant paper, where's the problem?
#28
Quote by xGRIZZLYx
a piece of shit a7x shirt from an aunt who thought it looked "cool".
V_V


I got Modern Warfare 2.
I procceded to cry on the internets while punching my bloody wall.
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


~DawnwalkerALL HAIL COMRADE DAWNWALKER
#29
Quote by Dawnwalker

I got Modern Warfare 2.
I procceded to cry on the internets while punching my bloody wall.


Modern Warfare 2 came out in November 2009. Today is the 4th of December 2009.

Don't know what date you celebrate christmas, bro.
"My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump"
#30
Quote by giiii
Modern Warfare 2 came out in November 2009. Today is the 4th of December 2009.

Don't know what date you celebrate christmas, bro.

You don't get it, do you?
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


~DawnwalkerALL HAIL COMRADE DAWNWALKER
#31
Quote by Dawnwalker
You don't get it, do you?


Nope, sorry I don't.

Unless you mean that MW2 is so crappy that You would cry if you got it for christmas.
Oder Irgendwas.
"My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump"
#32
A $25 gift card to American Eagle.
I bought a pair of sunglasses and thew them in the trash right in front of the manager.
I then proceded to go to and buy a cookie. No joke. Cookies are numnums
"Bleed in your own light, Dream of your own life, I miss me, I miss everything...I'll never be"
#33
Don't irgendwas mich du pseudo deutscher!

Type "Kid with problems reviews Modern Warfare 2" into your searchbar.
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


~DawnwalkerALL HAIL COMRADE DAWNWALKER
#34
I got a pack of underwear from my grandmother. She's a b tch.
Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Wanna join me when I take my turn to pour the gas, light the match, see your world flip upside down and drop until it's inside out?
#35
A Barbie Mountain Bike from my neighbour... Seriously I was 13, what the hell?
After all you fell in love with death,
Life has aborted.
All you've had and all you became,
The night is calling, you pray forth.





Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.
#36
Quote by Dawnwalker
Don't irgendwas mich du pseudo deutscher!

Type "Kid with problems reviews Modern Warfare 2" into your searchbar.


oida..
Oh, that guy. Lol.

"My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump"
#37
"Girls for Dummies" book.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
Last edited by Momentosis at Dec 4, 2009,
#38
Deutscher?
Ösiland ftw.
Was geht? xD
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


~DawnwalkerALL HAIL COMRADE DAWNWALKER
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