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#1
do you remove static charge from a blanket? My friend's blanket is all static-y, and she wants to sleep in it (presumably). How do you de-static a blanket?
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#4
Throw it on a cat. Oh no, wait, that's how you hide a cat.
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#5
You cant.'


Or

Can you o_0
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#8
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Have sex with the girl under the blanket

She's my cousin.


So no.
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#11
Throw it on some power lines...or wash it.
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#12
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She's my cousin.


So no.


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#13
Quote by McTodd
She's my cousin.


So no.
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#15
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Turn it inside out


I would like a step by step intruction booklet on how you would go about truning a blanked inside-out.
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#19
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Rub it on your face?

This, seriously.

Sure, it'll be uncomfortable for YOU, but your cousin will sleep like a baby in her now-staticless blanket.
#20
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touch a copper radiator pipe, you have to discharge your self

It's not a copper pipe hetouches to do that. It's his flesh pipe.
#21
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Hi son. It's high time I told you that you're adopted. So there ain't no blood between you and your 'cousin', so make tonight a beautiful night. Just use a condom, son.

That reminds me of the best That 70's Show episode. It was awesome.
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#22
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I would like a step by step intruction booklet on how you would go about truning a blanked inside-out.


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#23
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That reminds me of the best That 70's Show episode. It was awesome.
The best episode of That 70's Show was never aired. It had the ginger chick, a vegetable patch, some baby oil and no clothes.
It may have just been in my head, though.
#24
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It's not a copper pipe hetouches to do that. It's his flesh pipe.

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#26
Kick it
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#28
get a butter knife and hold onto the blanket while you stick the knife into an electrical outlet. it will not be staticky anymore i swears it.
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#29
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#30
nothing worked - blanket is still static-y.

THE PIT HAS FAILED
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#32
Quote by McTodd
nothing worked - blanket is still static-y.

THE PIT HAS FAILED

Did you try the face rubbing?
#33
Quote by crazy8rgood
Did you try the face rubbing?

she tried EVERYTHING.
except the sex, she didn't do that.
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#34
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she tried EVERYTHING.
except the sex, she didn't do that.

Try the sex.
#35
Quote by McTodd
nothing worked - blanket is still static-y.

THE PIT HAS FAILED

It's been less than half an hour since we told you to havesex with your cousin. Given the other suggestions you received, that could only have left you with maybe 10 minutes of wincest.
I am disappoint. And more importantly, so is your cousin.
#36
Quote by crazy8rgood
Try the sex.

nah.
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#37
Quote by McTodd
nah.

Then touch all the static-y parts until the static is resolved.

Rinse. Repeat.
#38
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nah.


Go onnn, you know you find her attractive.

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#39
Quote by McTodd
do you remove static charge from a blanket? My friend's blanket is all static-y, and she wants to sleep in it (presumably). How do you de-static a blanket?



Fap on the blanket until you're completely dry.

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#40
Quote by McTodd
nah.

If she's hot, just send a cab to my place and I'll do her. Just ignore the screams of terror.
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