Poll: Who would make your steak?
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Captain America
10 12%
Spiderman
4 5%
Batman
15 18%
Superman
10 12%
The Hulk
5 6%
Burnt Face Man
15 18%
Iron Man
12 14%
Other...
12 14%
Voters: 83.
#1
A simple question. It is your birthday and everyone knows your favorite dinner is steak. BUT... who will make the greatest and most best steak in the world for your superbirthday dinner?

My vote would be Captian America because he is the all american superhero and is known to be quite handy around a grill.
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#3
Quote by JohnnyV
Aquaman. Just cause.

Also, this was misleading. I thought i would get my cut of steak FRO said superhero. As in eat them.



I read this as a Shakespearean monologue.

"Also, this was misleading. I thought I would get my cut of steak.
FRO! Said superhero!
As in I eat them."
...In my opinion.
#4
Goku. as much as he eats, im pretty sure he known how to cook 'em to perfection...
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#5
I'm going with Superman. As much as anything else, he'll ALWAYS light that barbeque.
#6


Damn good steak.
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#8
superman, his heat vision would work better than anything else
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#10
yeah i also thought we would be able to eat them
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#12
Batman/Bruce Wayne is a billionaire. He could probably hire some damn good chefs to make some bomb-ass steak.
#13
oh wait.. I thought you meant if we ate a super hero, which would be the best stake...
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#15
Quote by touji-za-nai
oh wait.. I thought you meant if we ate a super hero, which would be the best stake...

me too! lol
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#17
human torch...or whatever the flaming guy from the fantastic four is called
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#21
The Crimson Chin! As long as there is a single ember on the grill of justice, you can always cook a delicious steak, OF JUSTICE!!!
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#22
I think Bruce Wayne might make the best steak ever. Didn't he own that restaurant in the Dark Knight? He can fo sho hire Emerl.
#23
Quote by Benjibum2nd
I read this as a Shakespearean monologue.

"Also, this was misleading. I thought I would get my cut of steak.
FRO! Said superhero!
As in I eat them."


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#24
Superman has laser vision so he could heat up the steak in seconds. My inpatient vote goes to him.
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#25
Quote by Benjibum2nd
I read this as a Shakespearean monologue.

"Also, this was misleading. I thought I would get my cut of steak.
FRO! Said superhero!
As in I eat them."


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#29
Scientist guys (i.e., Batman, Spider-Man, Mr. Fantastic).
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#30
I'm surprised that many people are voting Batman. Do they not realize he's had a butler his whole life?
#31
I chose Other, because Wonder Woman/Invisible Woman wasn't up there.

/sexist joke

EDIT:
Quote by Holybajeezus
Voted. Shame Spiderman. Who would trust the pussiest superhero to cook a steak...


Woah man, don't talk shit about Spidey. I luuuurrrvvveee him!
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