#1
Which superhero would make the best wingman for you to go on the pull with? Assuming, of course, that said superhero didn't get all the poon and leave you with whatever source of free porn you prefer and Mrs Palm and her daughters.
#2
Well, the only super hero that wouldn't get any ladies is probably Aqua Man.
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#3
My vote would be Captian America because he is the all american superhero and is known to be quite handy around a grill.
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#5
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy


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They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#7
CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK
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#9
I would say Wolverine........I'm not sure why.........
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#11
Poison ivy, when uma thurman played her. We'd go out and the girls would be like "duude, that guy is alpha male, let's court him".

Maybe she'd poison them, though.
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#12
Flash, he'd try to impress the ladies with his super powers all night. I'd just drink and make all sorts of innuendo to embarrass him throughout the night by interjecting in his conversations things like, "you know, he's just as quick in bed..."
#13
Fuck You Man!

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Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#14
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Flash, he'd try to impress the ladies with his super powers all night. I'd just drink and make all sorts of innuendo to embarrass him throughout the night by interjecting in his conversations things like, "you know, he's just as quick in bed..."

You're such a cockblocker!

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#16
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You're such a cockblocker!

Hell yeah man, it's a fine art. If I'm going to be a beta male I'm going to do my damned best to drag others down with me.
#17
Burnt face man, if he counts. or even better suggestion boy.
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#19
Bruce Wayne. Duh.
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