ie an effects pedal for the computer (yes away from kit for long time and depressed)

Im hoping for a no-lag suite with compression and Overdrive.. I tried FX BOX and that was pretty good but 4min time limit.. Wouldnt mind something crap as long as its free
Get the free trial of Peavey Revalver. Its awesome software, and the only limitations are you cant save whole rigs (you can save each pieces settings individually though) and there is a slight hiss every few minutes.
Guitar Rig?

Edit: Sorry, you said free.
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Squier Tele Custom
Laney TF300