Title says it all, bit of an odd question but oh well for me its about 3 times a week
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
Probably 2-5 times daily.

I just stroked one out a few minutes ago actually.
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When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.

-Jimi Hendrix-

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You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
About five times an hour.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
Once for every time someone doesn't use the search bar.

...But seriously just once, or at the very most twice a night.
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
I fap whenever I want to.
-2008 Gibson Les Paul Studio Cherry Sunburst w/ Alnico Pro II
-Marshall JCM2000 DSL 401
-Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
-Blackstar HT-1 mini stack
Pretty much everyday when I get home from school.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
Depends, any where from once every few days to my record of 7 in one day : /
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yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
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Pretty much everyday when I get home from school.

Screw that, I don't even have the patience to wait.