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#1
its coming to the end of my birthday today and none of my family members wished me a happy birthday, not even my parents.
i dont get it i got a cake last year and some money but my parents didnt even tell me happy 14th.
althought....last year i had to remind them..........
#4
My parents don't forget my birthday, because they love me.
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#8
That's sad dude.
Tell them tomorrow, maybe they'll feel guilty and give you more gifts
THAN YOU COULD HAVE EVAR IMAGINED.
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#9
Quote by ec_andrew
its coming to the end of my birthday today and none of my family members wished me a happy birthday, not even my parents.
i dont get it i got a cake last year and some money but my parents didnt even tell me happy 14th.
althought....last year i had to remind them..........


Don't worry, birthday's get less important as the years go by and you'll realise it soon too. A lot of people forget my birthday and it used to bother me but it doesn't anymore as I hate getting older.

Sorry to hear that - but it's only a day. It sounds harsh but it's the truth.
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#11
I actually laughed when I read the title. Keep your chin up kid.
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#12
I checked your profile, your birthday is tomorrow genius.
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#13
Quote by Venice King
I checked your profile, your birthday is tomorrow genius.


¤´¨留話 請留話 請在我說完後
¸.•´¸.•´¨¸.•¤¨哭泣我不在這裡 我不在那裡請在嗶一聲之後留
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´(´¸.•¤´`¤下自己的秘密請在嗶一聲之後對話筒沾自喜請在嗶一聲之後對空氣唉聲嘆氣


我不在這裡 我人在哪裡 我想到哪裡¤

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請在嗶一聲之後分擔感情的問題¤


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#16
Quote by Venice King
I checked your profile, your birthday is tomorrow genius.

I think it's already tomorrow in Scotland.
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#17
i put a fake birthdate on my profile and i guess it doesnt really matter anymore.
#19
Quote by Sid McCall
I think it's already tomorrow in Scotland.

It is 23:37 December 4th. I'm in Scotland.
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#20
Are you acually dead and a ghost but don't realise it?
If you were then they wouldn't even know you're there and therefore wouldn't make an attempt to celebrate it.
Possible?
#24
Quote by Canseqo
That's sad dude.
Tell them tomorrow, maybe they'll feel guilty and give you more gifts
THAN YOU COULD HAVE EVAR IMAGINED.


Blowjob?
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#26
typical british parenting.


RIGHT he likes birthdays, lets man him up by pretending to forget.

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#27
Quote by hobson111
Are you acually dead and a ghost but don't realise it?

"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#29
Quote by ec_andrew
i put a fake birthdate on my profile and i guess it doesnt really matter anymore.

Why would you make your fake birthday one day different from your real one?
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#31
Quote by Demonology
Blowjob?

THAN YOU COULD HAVE EVAR IMAGINED.
NRANNHLEILR
OETYSI LRNYS
TATOENYSGM
HLENEGMNRA
IL RENRAOET
NYSCOETTAT
GMAATATHLE

To me. Try, you know you want to^


Puberty
Quote by Will Swanson
I was surprised the first time I came. It shot two feet into the air. I couldn't stop laughing.
#32
oh okay, well we'll have a party

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i boughted you a puppy

oh and heres the cake

#33
Quote by Funk-E-Munk
3 words... sucks to be, adding a 4th, you!



haha hero!
#34
Quote by Sid McCall
I think it's already tomorrow in Scotland.

Nah, not yet, it'll be tomorrow in about 20 minutes.
#35
maybe they're just keeping you humble
It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in
#36
Quote by Venice King
I checked your profile, your birthday is tomorrow genius.


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