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#1
Happy birthday Kjell

And inb4 'lol kensai sucks he aint funny i hate him'. If you don't like Kjell, stop kicking your legs into the air and get a warm glass of milk before bed. Or pop some valium. Either is good. But seriously guys, don't ruin this thread with useless comments like that.

Anyway, to those who love that wacky Swede...

I brought you your backwards Empire again!



An adorable pug!



And Kent Hovind alive!





EDIT: He's 23!

Also, cooler pic of Kent Hovind.

Last edited by Craigo at Dec 4, 2009,
#4
Happy birthday Kjell, I got you a bracelet:

Just wrap it around your wrist you'll love it.
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#5
how old is he?
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#6
How old is he now? 64?

...Happy Birthday, Kensai!
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#7
Yay, happy birthday!

I'm not a big fan of Kensai, but I don't hate him like some meanies.

Hope you had a good one though
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#8
Happy BDay Kjell!!
I got you a witty comment... but I eated it
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**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#9
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how old is he?

3.14
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#10
Ta dig i röven din fule Fan

rough and short Translation happy birthday kensai you sly fox........
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Last edited by Nexium at Dec 4, 2009,
#11
I got you a male stripper, hope you're into that sorta stuff.

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#14
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3.14


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Sad thing is, I actually have it memorized that far.
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#15
Happy birthday!

I brought you some Swedes back from Norway:



And you can keep Rybak.
Enjoy jeppelapp responsibly.

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#17
I got you a wife.

She's Russian
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#18
Happy Birthday Kensai, I got you and your whole country a slot in World Cup 2010.

#19
I got you a small kinda Asian child.




...Enjoy
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#20
Wait, this is serious? Not just some silly ruse?


Well ok then. Happy Birthday.

I bought you a giant camera!




EDIT: I put a new picture. It's not as good as the other one.
#22
Haaaaapppppppyyy birrrttttttthhhhhhhdaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy KJJJJEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL

We love you

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#23
pic fail ^

edit: holy shit you guys are fast
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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#25
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pic fail ^

edit: holy shit you guys are fast



If you meant my pic, it was there the whole time.
#26
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Wait, this is serious? Not just some silly ruse?


Well ok then. Happy Birthday.

I bought you a giant camera!



Why doesn't my camera look like that?
#27
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If you meant my pic, it was there the whole time.

It's screwed up for us. It's mocking you for linking to it.
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#30
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If you meant my pic, it was there the whole time.


It's showing up as a hotlinking message for me
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Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#31
Kensai is the only UGer that gets someone else to post his birthday for him, isn't he?

Anway, Kensai, I got you a comment. It's the brand newest.

EDIT: Daytripper75, you are my favorite mod
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She could walk up your pubes with those

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#32
I got u ur own personal stripper

MY gear

Carvin DC 200
Crate GLX 200h
Monster Cable Rock
Dunlop Stubbys 3.0
MIsfits Skullbusters strings
#33
Happy Birthday!
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#35
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...of beer?

No, full of sexual possibility.
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-Ronald Reagan

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-George Washington
#37
i got you something really special i know you'll love



happy birthday

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#38
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umm... I forgot your gift at home... this is ackward.

I'm just gonna have one of your beers and then... umm... I'll go.

k.


This is better.
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