#1
as a preface this song is not serious really, i just sat down with my acoustic guitar while watching the simpsons and started trying to sing a song like nickleback (which i hate) with lyrics like those of 50 cent (which i also dislike). so here it is.

You walk out on church street alone at night
Strangers buy your time to have sex with you
They give you money and you’ll do anything
There’s no limit to what you’ll do

Where’s my money at bitch
Tell my right now
Don’t **** with me
Or I’m going to beat your face in

Where’s my money at bitch
Don’t you dare lie
Or this is gonna get
Really graphic

You are a slave to my nefarious game
Don’t mess it up or there’ll be hell to pay
I own you wholely body and soul
Just relent and this will be easy
Where’s my money at bitch
Tell my right now
Don’t **** with me
Or I’m going to beat your face in

Where’s my money at bitch
Don’t you dare lie
Or this is gonna get
Really graphic

My livelihood is based on suffering
I use your money to buy jewlery
Diamonds, saffire and gold pimp canes
Massive fur jackets I always adorn

Where’s my money at bitch
Tell my right now
Don’t **** with me
Or I’m going to beat your face in

Where’s my money at bitch
Don’t you dare lie
Or this is gonna get
Really graphic
I shot JR

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#3
not bad, i like it 8D
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