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#1
Pit, fill in the blanks.

My contribution:

You know you play COD online too much when you're 100,000th place overall.


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I play COD online too much.
#2
You know you play COD online too much when you've played 17 hours straight, you have milk on your fokking lips and you don't give a shit, and your hands are broken from hitting a wall.
#3
You know you play COD online to much when you tur down sex b/c you have a GB.
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#4
You know you play too much COD online that when someone walks past you you try and knife them.

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#5
You know you play COD online to much when you post a thread about playing COD online too much.
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#6
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You know you play COD online too much when you've played 17 hours straight, you have milk on your fokking lips and you don't give a shit, and your hands are broken from hitting a wall.


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#7
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You know you play COD online too much when you've played 17 hours straight, you have milk on your fokking lips and you don't give a shit, and your hands are broken from hitting a wall.


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#8
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You know you play COD online too much when you've played 17 hours straight, you have milk on your fokking lips and you don't give a shit, and your hands are broken from hitting a wall.



You know you play COD online too much when you stab 5 people and yell air strike.
#9
Dude, all I've been doing, day and night, for a couple of weeks is playing COD online. I've turned into a zombie.




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#10
You know you play COD online too much when you're hot girlfriend leaves your famoustennisplaying arse because you play too much
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#11
You know you play COD online too much when you're on the school field, and constantly look for snipers.
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when you die from being sleep deprived

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#15
You know you play COD online too much when u lay on the floor waiting for people to pass by.

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#16
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You know you play COD online too much when you've played 17 hours straight, you have milk on your fokking lips and you don't give a shit, and your hands are broken from hitting a wall.
You're the fucking man.
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#17
you know you play to much COD when you create a thread on playing to much COD
#19
...when you play Halo and you're holding down the joystick trying to sprint.
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#20
You know you play CoD Online too much if you've used the tactical nuke. Seriously, put down the remote and apply that dedication to something like organizing massive orgies.
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#21
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Pit, fill in the blanks.

My contribution:

You know you play COD online too much when you're 100,000th place overall.


100,000th? That's nothing man, my buddy from my clan was ranked in the top 100 in Battlefield 2.
#22
You know you play COD online too much when.... you've got over a thousand hours of CoD4 on xfire, know all the calls for the spots for every map, have strats, rotations and pushes for every bombsite and still plays in CEVO on a team.

I quit playing competitive CoD4 in May, the community just terrible.
#23
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You know you play COD online too much when you stab 5 people and yell air strike.

You know you play COD online too much when you know that you need to kill 6 not 5 people for an airstrike.
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#24
You know you play CoD too much when you're sitting in class, and your friend needs to ask a question, but the teacher is across the room helping someone else, and your friend says, "Aww man, he's all the way across the map", without even realising he made a mistake.


My friend actually did this two years ago when we were hooked on CoD4.
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#25
Quote by metalmouth22
You know you play COD online too much when you know that you need to kill 6 not 5 people for an airstrike.


Unless you use the perk that makes it -1 on killstreaks. But yeah.
#26
You know you play too much COD when get scared when you see an airplane because you think it's an ac130.... It's happened to me
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#27
Quote by metalmouth22
You know you play COD online too much when you know that you need to kill 6 not 5 people for an airstrike.


You know that you don't play enough COD when your brother comes in reads your post saying that it takes 6 kills for an airstrike and calls you an idiot because its 5 kills you need. He then stormed off in disgust.

What the **** has this world come to.

(I don't play much COD my brother does, I just wanted to contribute)

Edit: What the **** is so great about CoD anyway? I mean I'll play one round and get bored and kids are talking to me at school about the technology in CoD.
Seriously can everyone Shut up about CoD, It's ruining all good conversations at school. For example "Hey dude hear about those US soldiers recently killed in Afghanistan" *Every single person within a 100 metre radius starts talking about their kill streaks while playing as a US Marine in CoD*. **** I hate CoD so damn much

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#28
Quote by metalmouth22
You know that you don't play enough COD when your brother comes in reads your post saying that it takes 6 kills for an airstrike and calls you an idiot because its 5 kills you need. He then stormed off in disgust.

What the **** has this world come to.

(I don't play much COD my brother does, I just wanted to contribute)


What kind of airstrike are we talking here??? Precision or harrier? And do you have hardline on?
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#29
You know you play COD online too much when you're in the world top 0.7%


Looks like I play CoD too much........
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#30
u know u play COD too much when (in 2 player - not online) ur mate gets pissed off cause every time her respawns u get a headshot in less than 5 secs
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#31
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You know you play COD online too much when.... you've got over a thousand hours of CoD4 on xfire, know all the calls for the spots for every map, have strats, rotations and pushes for every bombsite and still plays in CEVO on a team.

I quit playing competitive CoD4 in May, the community just terrible.

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#32
You know you played cod too much when you play it for three hours and realize the game is way overrated.
#33
Quote by joemama9119
100,000th? That's nothing man, my buddy from my clan was ranked in the top 100 in Battlefield 2.


its cause battlefield sucks and no one plays it.

"Hey dude hear about those US soldiers recently killed in Afghanistan"

wtf, find something else to talk about, honestly. The war in afghanistan has been going for how many years now? It's not killing every conversation, you just don't know how to start one.
Last edited by GREENWARRI0R at Dec 5, 2009,
#34
when you make a deadend thread about a game series that's going down the same deadend road
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#36
You know you play too much COD online when crouch your way through hallways.

I just got done playing it for about 5 hours, not much inspiration.
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#37
You know you play COD to much when you've broken 2 £30+ controllers just because you can't stand having more deaths than kills for 2 seconds.

#38
you know you play too much COD online when yourelf and a group of freinds spend all night in a tent making dirty sexual phrases out of the perk system, maps and weapons to mock a dating pair who are making suspicious noises in a zipped up compartment. it sure was a lolsy night.
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