what you look forward to when your parents go out of town for a weekend

Poll: what do you look forward to
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Having your significant other stay over
33 16%
partying/recreational drug use
51 25%
fapping at free will
38 18%
playing guitar/jamming with your band as loud as you want
27 13%
just general solitude
50 24%
other
9 4%
Voters: 208.
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#4
Using the stereo system really loud.
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#5
As un-cool as this sounds, watching what I want to.
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#7
Fapping, playing guitar really loudly, movie marathons until really late, killing hookers watching porn without having to use headphones.
#10
fapping all I want and playing as loud as I want
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#11
My parents don't go out of town... at all.. this sucks.
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#12
Being able to get high freely, without fear of them getting home early, etc.

Loud music (especially my new Pelican album cranked to the point of it shaking the house)

Having that feeling of having "Free reign" of the house.
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#13
Although a few of those apply, I think I appreciate general solitude the most. It's so relaxing to have some time to yourself every once in a while.
#14
the first two
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#15
OHHH MAAAANNNNN Where to start! Walking around the house in full costume without being qestiond. walking around the house naked, doing shots with a funnle , boxing out closets , MOVIES on the bigscreen, PORN on the bigscreen, loud guitar playing , the stereo system, omg i have to stop im gonna cum just thinking about it. CUMMING WHEREVER I WANT!!! The list goes on
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#19
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If that's the best thing you have to do...well, I'm sorry.


Nothing is really any different if my parents are away. They rarely go away, and since I'm 21 I pretty much do whatever I want anyway.
#20
I've never had any rules at my house. So it didn't really ever matter that my parents didn't ever leave.
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#23
Having your significant other stay over, of course...

I can go partying when I want, and I don't take drugs
I don't need to fap if I have my significant other over.
I can always play and jam as loud as I want
General solitude = Rubbish
Other?
#24
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#25
Pretty much a mix of all the poll options. And naked wandering round the house
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#26
Fapping as loud as i want and jamming at free will.
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#27
Breaking into their house and rubbing my assh*le all over everything they own in alphabetical order.


That's what they get for getting me mega-blocks when I was 8......I clearly said I wanted legos........


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#30
I like not having set meal times and eating whatever I feel like and not what my mothers made. Also, fapping loudly doesn't count for me unless my brothers out as well.
#32
I would say having a party but i don't want my house getting ****ed up, so having people over who i can actually trust to just have a good time and a drink, but my parents never go away for the weekend, piss take.
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#33
Not having to go to my parent's house for Sunday dinner, instead I get to stay at my house and do whatever I want to... just like I get to do every other day.


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#34
Normally I would have friends sleep round, and play guitar/music louder than normal. Not very loud though, cause the neighbours complain...
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#35
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Breaking into their house and rubbing my assh*le all over everything they own in alphabetical order.


That's what they get for getting me mega-blocks when I was 8......I clearly said I wanted legos........


LEGOS MOTHERF*CKER!!!


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On the subject matter, whenever I have a free house it's definatly party time. Copious amounts of beer. Don't do drugs at my house as there is a police man living next door.
#36
I usually go into my proportionally oversized secret lab.
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#37
Walking around naked.
Watching TV naked.
Swimming naked.

Generally nakedness...
#38
sex with gf in an empty house with no fear of anyone popping in
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#40
Loud music, sex, nakedness, alcohol, drugs and wanking. Oh, and watching porn without the constrictions of having to wear headphones.

I usually have a couple of days wearing womens' clothes too.

Now I live in halls, I just do all those things 24/7.
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