#1
I'm bored. Finish the sentence! Creativity is key! I'll start out! You say everything the internet is not. Like:

The internet is not a yellow pencil.

The internet is not a lovely lady.

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#4
the internet is not santa claus... but it knows when you are sleeping and it knows when you're awake
#5
Quote by hildesaw
Internet was invented by Al Gore


My bad. The internet was NOT invented by Al Gore. Or was it?
#9
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The internet will probably trash this thread very soon.


The internet is not a sudoku game
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#11
The internet is not an egg cup lying at the bottom of a pond in southwest Asia.
The internet is not a corner in a room made of soot and leopards' ears.
The internet is not Rolf Harris' discarded patio furniture.
The internet is not a dissatisfied green bean floating down the Amazon on a pancake.

...That was slightly fun, but is there any real point to this thread?
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#12
The Internet gives you free ipods for the small cost of millions of viruses!

lol wtf
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#14
Quote by whalepudding
The internet is not an egg cup lying at the bottom of a pond in southwest Asia.
The internet is not a corner in a room made of soot and leopards' ears.
The internet is not Rolf Harris' discarded patio furniture.
The internet is not a dissatisfied green bean floating down the Amazon on a pancake.

...That was slightly fun, but is there any real point to this thread?


There's all th points to this thread. It's fun and creationism or whatever
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#16
The Internet was first invented in 1901, and played a key role in starting the First World War thirteen years later after, a server based in Bolivia restricted the councilman from South Kitsilano from viewing his favorite Twinkie Appreciation website. After 53 years of turmoil between the countries, the conflict ended after the Third Son of Bolivia appeased the councilman from South Kitsilano's Gret Nephew with a ball of parchment colored nylon string.
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#17


What a silly game. We all know the answer already.

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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#18
The Internet sits on a small, grassy hill and overlooks the Pilgrims making turkey and pastrami sandwiches.
The Internet hates it when you wear that pea green scarf.
The Internet calls every night to make sure your shades are down.
The Internet is your new bicycle.
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#19
The internet is not a broken fuse for your cigarette lighter.
The internet is not a tuning peg.
The internet is not an Christmas sweater with LED lights.
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#20
Quote by fallenangel20
The Internet was first invented in 1901, and played a key role in starting the First World War thirteen years later after, a server based in Bolivia restricted the councilman from South Kitsilano from viewing his favorite Twinkie Appreciation website. After 53 years of turmoil between the countries, the conflict ended after the Third Son of Bolivia appeased the councilman from South Kitsilano's Gret Nephew with a ball of parchment colored nylon string.

Well that was oddly specific.
#21
The Internet doesn't care how much traffic there was on the way to your spelling bee.
The Internet is plotting to cook laxatives into your brownies
The Internet is free to make appearances at Make a Wish Foundation events.
The Internet always remembers to get Cheez-Its, rather than Cheese Nips.
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Well that was oddly specific.

Of course it was. It's the truth.
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#22
The Internet likes it when you nibble at your nose and anytime, anywhere, merry Christmas, to you.
The Internet is looking everywhere for you and can't do anything right, and now your sister is dead and by the way, Val Kilmer is dead.
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#23
the internet is not a three legged giraffe
the internet is not a hairless monkey
the internet is not a banana
the internet is not edible
the internet is charles
#24
The Internet was in too much of a hurry to try and cross at the crosswalk.
The Internet is currently on his way to steal the friar's last meal.
The Internet told me to tell you, "Hello."
The Internet carries a picture of your aunt with him at all times.
The Internet is too tired to go up those steps right now.
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#25
The internet is not an ornate tapestry woven from sarcasm and bread crusts, depicting a sullen deck chair.
The internet is not Simon and Garfunkel masquerading as a plate of children's bicuits arranged in the shape of a crab.
The internet is not a woldwide organisation specialising in the stretching of unlucky 19th century impressionists.
The internet is not a hoop through which all prominent politicians must leap if they don't want the saddles on their sea serpents burnt.
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#26
Someone should make a poem out of these.

(read: not me)

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#27
The internet will not break into a car while you're high and steal your iPod and wallet and make you drive home crying
The internet is the place in the hole when everything outside of the playset is on fire and leaves turn to black and crumble and blow away while kids are outside soaking up the rays of the winter sky, pretending that the cold is hot and the snow is sugar, never seeing the inside of a man's heart before it's too late. Without a GED and jobless, down in the gutter and a thug to the core, he rows a boat and tries to find a solution to the problem that the ashes of this eruption has sprinkled down to his drooping eyes and his plastered feet, going nowhere fast and slowing down briskly, and surely he has stopped at the one place he has always known: Salvation.
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#28
This thread reminds me of this.

EDIT: We should make them rhyme and make them into a poem, as SteveHouse suggested.

The internet is not four thousand rottweilers glaring resentfully at a sponge.
The internet is not a selfish pastie singing easter hymns and grunge.
The internet is not a air-raid siren curating the museum of mounds.
The internet is not a plate of muesli inciting hatred against something round.
The internet is not Paul McCartney's favourite cornflake doing algebra problems
The internet is not a windowsill being spat at by some goblins
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#29
The Internet is part of the Benji Gregory Fan Club.
The Internet thinks that sluts are nowhere near as bad as the Gregorian Calender.
The internet seeks assistance with his research into the effects of Riossidazione de Criceto.
The Internet is not a registered health care professional.
The Internet can see past your marsupial disguise.
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