#1
Alright guy's being a skint (and lazy) student I'm currently stuck with quite a shit selection of ingredients to make my dinner with.

I've got: 3 tomatoes, half an onion, garlic, margerine, half a loaf, a bag of pasta, a jar of mayonaise, a bottle of vinegar, a bottle of tomato sauce and some salt and pepper there might be more things, though I doubt it.

Do you guys know anything I could make with this stuff, that's going to be more exciting than the tomato on toast I'm currently planning on having?
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#2
a giant penis.
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#3
Garlic Bread
Tomato + Onion Pasta-ish substance?

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#4
Make your new special dish.

Use mayo as topping, make a tomato sauce and use the garlic and onion.

Make it a thick sauce, use it on the loaf.

Put pasta on the side.
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#5
Boil the pasta and dice the tomato and fry it with the onion and the garlic.
Combine.
Add salt and pepper, a bit of olive oil (if you've got it) And tomato sauce I suppose, depending on what type of tomato sauce. If it's your standard pasty processed stuff, I'd advise against it.. But if it's like a salsa or a relish or something, then maybe try that.

Not sure how it'll turn out, but probably better than tomato on toast.
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Garlic Bread
Tomato + Onion Pasta-ish substance?


You're funny now.

do two sarcastic statements cancel out each other, making them both non-sarcastic?
I felt like a pit answer should go first, then everything else. Otherwise he might shoot over an actually good idea that he perceived would be "a giant penis".
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#8
make a pasta
heat garlic, onion and margerine in the pan, put the tomatoes in the sauce, with a little vinegar. cook the pasta if you have water :P, then put mayo in the sauce at the end and mix it in. season it, and eat it with the bread. simple
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#9
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Boil the pasta and dice the tomato and fry it with the onion and the garlic.
Combine.
Add salt and pepper, a bit of olive oil (if you've got it) And tomato sauce I suppose, depending on what type of tomato sauce. If it's your standard pasty processed stuff, I'd advise against it.. But if it's like a salsa or a relish or something, then maybe try that.

Not sure how it'll turn out, but probably better than tomato on toast.


I like the sound of this and aye, it's cheap processed shit.
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#10
What can't you make with that??! That's a freakin buffet that is!
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#11
You lack a meat/main substance, go hunt aa squirrel or something.

If not, i suggest a tomato/onion pasta sauce on bread/toast (never rule out toast), sprinkle peppper on top

For the true chef, hollow out the onions, bread crumb them, fill with mushed tomatos/tomnato sauce pasta thing, add pepper


Enjoy
#12
Chop the tomatoes into small slices, along with some onion and garlic, heat up: Easy pasta sauce.

Chop the garlic into very small pieces, mix with margarine, smear on bread, heat up: Easy garlic bread. Have this with the pasta.

Or chop the tomatoes into round slices, chop the onion into slices, and a bit of garlic, and cover with vinegar: Easy tomato salad.

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#13
Damn I lack imagination , cheers for the ideas guys. I think I'll go for the easy pasta sauce idea, which seems to be the most suggested one anyway!
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#14
Make a thick sauce up with the tomato sauce, mayonaise, chopped tomato, chopped onion and chopped garlic, place in pan and heat for a bit adding salt and peper to taste, boil the pasta, place pasta on plate and cover with the sauce.

Eat, enjoy, then go shopping.
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Damn I lack imagination , cheers for the ideas guys. I think I'll go for the easy pasta sauce idea, which seems to be the most suggested one anyway!

If that fails you could just eat the margarine.

You could add salt and pepper and tomato sauce for flavour.
#18
Garlic bread with onion and tomato sauce pasta.

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#20
Bread, onion, tomato and pasta in tomato sauce, vinegar, garlic, mayonnaise, salt and pepper sauce.
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#21
got any meat? mince, chicken or something? You can cut up the meat and chuck it in a pan, add the tomatoes, onion. Once they are done add in the sauce. Then at the end add the garlic. Have this with pasta. It'll be fine. If you can find some more veg chuck it in, peppers would be good. Mushrooms if you have any there.

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#22
^he has no meat.
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Just finished the sauce, lol long time I know but I got distracted and only not long started. Came out alright, just threw some marg, a couple of tomatoes, quarter of an onion and a clove of garlic (could've done with a little less garlic tbh or a bit more of everything else) in there and a little mayonnaise in afterwards. Waiting on the pasta now though, I've only got one pan anyway cheers guys, this is going to be a better meal than tomatoes on toast anyway!

EDIT: Alright that's it all done and I must say it came out quite nicely, I'd probably get my head chopped off if I served it to Gordon Ramsay but, it's good enough for me and I'll definitely be making it again!

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#26
just eat the onion pussy, they are quite filling
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#27
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just eat the onion pussy, they are quite filling


I had a mouthful of raw onion a few days ago and could still taste it this morning
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#28
I'm in the same position as you buddy, lazy student who can't be arsed shopping...

However, i've come up with a solution. To make this meal, you will need only 3 ingredients.

1. Phone
2. Takeaway menu
3. Money.

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