#1
Found this story:
prison guards unwittingly allowed a convicted drug dealer to grow cannabis in his cell - and even decorate one 4ft plant as a christmas tree


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2759159/Jail-let-prisoner-grow-dope-in-his-cell.html

Gold-toothed Mohamed Jalloh, 28, convinced jail staff that his super-powerful skunk crop was really tomato plants.


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#5


Dope farm? Wtf.

It was a 4ft tree...

edit: sorry, there was more than one.

But still. Hardly a big deal is it?

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#7
Now when the cops ask me what I'm doing in my backyard Im just going to show them this article
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#11
Silly guards are silly......


Surely you'd be able to tell the difference between a Cannabis plant thing and a Tomato plant?
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#12
Why did they let him grow tomoatoes?
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Quote by frankv
Did they really believe it were Tomato plants? Or were they just playing dumb? I'm not jumping to conclusions, but surely they could have noticed the missing Tomatos?

And the overpowering smell of budding cannabis.
#16
I'm guessing that the guards got a little 'pursuasion' to keep quiet about it.

As in a piece of the pie.

As in there own stash of weed.
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#17
It's the Sun, chances ae that's a complete exaggeration, I like to take what the Sun says, then go in the complete opposite direction, and voila - you have news
#18
Quote by Eddie4President
I'm guessing that the guards got a little 'pursuasion' to keep quiet about it.

As in a piece of the pie.

As in there own stash of weed.

I'm not sure I get what you're trying to say.

Do you mean you think he persuaded them that they were really tomato plants by giving them tomato pie?
#19
I saw a prison documentary one time and it said that some prisons actually allow drugs to be sold and taken on the unit because it kept the prisoners happy and compliant with the rules.

My guess is the guards didnt give a shit till internal affairs showed up, then all the sudden "OMG! we had no idea that plant was the deadly narcotic Marihuana! We'll take care of it right away"
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#20
Win, if I go to prison i'm being ass-raped by this guy.


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#21
Quote by Eddie4President
I'm guessing that the guards got a little 'pursuasion' to keep quiet about it.

As in a piece of the pie.

As in there own stash of weed.

this.

Damn luckyass cops
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#22
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anyway, tomatoes in a prison cell? surely people would've been suspicious

Nah, prisoners tend to have big, red balls anyway.


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#25
They obviously know, how do you think criminals get cigarettes in jail? The guards. They are just covering their asses with this dopey excuse.
#26
Quote by bendystraw
They obviously know, how do you think criminals get cigarettes in jail? The guards. They are just covering their asses with this dopey excuse.



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The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#27
how fabulously stupid....

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