#1
So this thread is for talking about everyones favorite critically obese trespasser, Santa Claus. So basically talk about how old you were when you stopped believing in him and any good Santa jokes. Go pit go!
#6
I laugh at people who don't believe in santa anymore... just means more presents for me
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#7
There's been some random dude wearing everyday clothes and a santa hat + beard walking down the road everyday I'm driving to work waving at every car that drives by. I still haven't figured out what his agenda is.
#8
Quote by Kensai
I laugh at people who don't believe in santa anymore... just means more presents for me



And more coal for the orphans you Bastard

.......jk


I like Santa, but I wish he'd stop eating the cookies and milk I leave on the side for when I wake up
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#9
Santa used to put presents by the chimney... but them i found out it was my father. What a bastard.
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This made me lol:
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#12
He does have a bad dress sense, doesn't he know if he wanders round in red he's bound to be spotted by police and arrested for trespass and theft?
edit: Don't forget animal cruelty. Poor Rudolph...


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#13
Eddie wins.


and he IS real, I sat on his lap yesterday
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#14
Well everyone knows Santa is real and he is Canadian!
I shot JR

Oh Canada Our Home and Native Land
#15
Quote by Drmckool
Well everyone knows Santa is real and he is Canadian!

no, hes half canadian, half japanese.
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#16
Quote by Aerokizzombie
no, hes half canadian, half japanese.


i've never seen a Japanese man that fat
I shot JR

Oh Canada Our Home and Native Land
#17
Quote by Drmckool
i've never seen a Japanese man that fat

sumo?
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#18
I clicked on this thread because I thought it said "The Satan Thread" and I was all like



But then I saw that picture of the hot Santa girl and I was like, "Oh my mistake." Then I got distracted by boobs.
Like punk the way it used to be? Deranged Youth Its like what Warped Tour should be!

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#19
Quote by Kensai
I laugh at people who don't believe in santa anymore... just means more presents for me

Same here.
But I don't have a chimney
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#20
Muslim parents, so I've believed in him. The only Christmas present I've ever gotten was a joke t-shirt from friends last year.
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



Own this Black Sabbath shirt?
#22
Hes also a pimp. Why does he say Ho Ho Ho? Well I guess he has to raise the money somehow...
#23
I once tried to stay up late to see Santa. My borther and sister went along with it, despite knowing Santa wasn't real by that time.
We made sammiches and hid behind the sofa. I fell asleep and missed Santa.
#24
Quote by Aerokizzombie
sumo?


Well played, i did not think of that at all
I shot JR

Oh Canada Our Home and Native Land
#26
what do you mean stop believing?

DO YOU WANT US TO GET LUMPS OF COAL!!!
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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not hated
#27
Quote by diminishedtobme
Santa is an anagram for satan.

Yes,

"Santa" is just how Satan spells his name when he's trying to trick you.
Last edited by rmr024 at Dec 5, 2009,
#28
Quote by Eddie4President



santa has boobs?

i thought they were moobs.

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