#1
last night i was just playing guitar, when i saw this freaking white cockroach crawling on my desk, coming at me. i killed it, and then stared at it for like 30 minutes, and that shit was no doubt a albino freaking cockroach.

#5
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
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I don't think that's possible.
The outside of a cockroach is an exoskeleton.
If it is, then f*ck, I want an army of albino cockroaches.

They can survive nuclear war, but stage lights give them serious burns.