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#1
What do you guys think of this- A record player that will flip the record with some sort of robotic arm once it's finished with the side, and then reset the stylus at the beginning and play it. So I can listen to an album in its entirety without having to move. I really wonder why this hasn't been invented. I can't find anything about it on google.
#2
thats what mp3 players are for TS
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#7
at all the CD and MP3 comments.


Some people still listen to 12" vinyls for the sound quality and novelty.

And TS, this sounds like a great way to screw up a lot of good records with trial and error in beta testing...
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#8
There's music one the tops of CD's too!??!?


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#10
I just thought of a great invention to! I call it the horseless carriage.People will be able to get to their destinations without having to worry about the cost of upkeep for their horses health and feed costs,and it will also be able to go faster making journeys to town much quicker!

Yes,it's the future!

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#11
i have an invention too, im gonna invent shark people

ill stick a bunch of people on an island and they'll have to live like primative animals and spend a lot of time in the water and having sex with each other so that way over millions of years because of adaptation they will evolve into shark people.

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#12
Have none of you ever heard records before? they are way music should be heard
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#13
hes talking about vinyl which is by far the best sounding format
#14
yeah in this decade your idea won't sell maybe in the 70's it could, so first work on that time machine
#15
That would probably cause much more damage to the records than a person doing it.
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#17
I guess none of you people listen to vinyl at all... It's a shame. I'm 19 years old and buy all my new modern music on vinyl. It's the best way to listen
#18
Dude ignore the naysayers, I'd buy a record player that flipped the record
#19
Or, the needle itself could flip upside down and read the record from the bottom side.
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I guess none of you people listen to vinyl at all... It's a shame. I'm 19 years old and buy all my new modern music on vinyl. It's the best way to listen

You and .01% of the music industry's income.

Vinyl is no longer a market that is as widely used as it used to be. It still has enough demand to keep the supply up, but not enough to call for any newfangled inventions on how to improve the experience.
#21
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Or, the needle itself could flip upside down and read the record from the bottom side.



It could just have two needles; one on top, one on bottom. When the top side cycles through then the top arm lifts and the bottom arm comes into contact with the record and plays that side.
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#23
I like it! Records sound better for a lot of music. Especially stuff like my good old Hendrix
#24
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It could just have two needles; one on top, one on bottom. When the top side cycles through then the top arm lifts and the bottom arm comes into contact with the record and plays that side.


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#27
Sorry ts but google does not hold all the wisdom of the ages. It's been done.

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It could just have two needles; one on top, one on bottom. When the top side cycles through then the top arm lifts and the bottom arm comes into contact with the record and plays that side.

That was done too.
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#28
i invented something last thanksgiving. whip cream mouth spray.

has more uses than just that though you can put it in any compatible whip cream water fountain and can be used as a regular water fountain but whip cream flavored.

i was a little drunk.
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#30
most people who listen to vinyl and say it's better couldn't tell the difference between quality if they tried.

not saying everyone is like that, but a large number of people just like to hold vinyl over everyones heads when they can't even hear the difference.
#31
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most people who listen to vinyl and say it's better couldn't tell the difference between quality if they tried.

not saying everyone is like that, but a large number of people just like to hold vinyl over everyones heads when they can't even hear the difference.

I can tell the difference instantly. Vinyl hisses.
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#32
I thought they already made those????
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#33
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I thought they already made those????

Dynon made one that flipped the album. Sony made on with a top and bottom stylus. That only worked on 45s though if I recall correctly. There were others that flipped the album though.
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#34
You know, if I had an idea and hadn't patented it, I wouldn't tell a bunch of complete fucking strangers on the internet about it.
#36
How about sliced bread?
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#37
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Im sure the TS is fine, unless he deciphered that mess of a spelling for 'Millennium'.
#38
This is what wives are for.

"Bitch, flip mah vinyl and make me a sammich!"
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#39
I had a great idea to. Ok so it's this box you know, and you press a button and this little tray slides out. Now here's where it gets crazy, you put in a little disc and push the tray back in, then a little laser thingy inside it scans the disc and the data on the disc makes an interactive movie appear on the screen. I haven't got it figured out, but how sick would that be. Then people could make all kinds of these interactive movies, like ones where you play from the first-person and shoot things, and others where you jump on platforms, or even ones where you solve a bunch of puzzles.
#40
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Lunacy!

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