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#1
What do you think the next evolutionary step in humans will be?

I think it might be whiskers to help clumsy people keep their balance.
#3
Extra appendages to further multi-task, or wings for enhanced travel. I'd like wings.
#4
No where.

Evolution is all lies and blasphemy.
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#5
all guys will have bigger dicks... ya thats right!

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#6
I think we've royally fucked up evolution with technology.
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#8
Some guy will **** a zebra and then we'll have striped humans with horse faces running around everywhere. That's pretty much what evolutionsist believe.
#10
Obviously we'll evolve into cows. Because you know, that's how evolution works.
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#11
The next step is the human consciousness becoming one with computers and machines.The foundations of it have already been laid down,it's just a matter of time.

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#15
we'll probably lose the toenail of our small toe, and then eventually the small toe altogether.
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#16
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#17
I don't think it'll go anywhere, we'll still be brainless idiots destroying the planet.........


That's if we survive 2012......anyone think it's actually going to happen?
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#19
i think we will develop knowledge as instinct. Animals know what to do because of the instincts of their ancestors I think future generations will start to be born with what we consider common knowledge now.
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#20
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Evolution hasn't been working on humans since the Agricultural Revolution.

Yes it has. People have gotten taller and more intelligent

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Some guy will **** a zebra and then we'll have striped humans with horse faces running around everywhere. That's pretty much what evolutionsist believe.

No it isn't, read a book.
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#22
Evolutionism: We are monkeys, if monkeys have sex for enough generations, a human comes out.
Creationism: We are the result of generations of human(Adam+Eve) incest.

So there you have it. Either our ancestors are monkeys, or we all are ingrown. Both of which mean we have no future.
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#24
animals evolve to suit the enviroment, humans change the enviroment to suit them
#25
I think that because we have destroyed natural selection, we have also destroyed the further evolution of humanity.
#26
deity

because the only thing that kills us now is the will of the gods
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#27
Quote by LordPino
Evolutionism: We are monkeys, if monkeys have sex for enough generations, a human comes out.


We're primates, and we share a common ancestor with monkeys.
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#28
Quote by padgea7x
I don't think it'll go anywhere, we'll still be brainless idiots destroying the planet.........


That's if we survive 2012......anyone think it's actually going to happen?


If you see two suns by next year, we're basically ****ed.
#29
Quote by bodyheatseeker
We're primates, and we share a common ancestor with monkeys.



I know. I was just criticizing both theories. Both are kinda stupid once you think about em.
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#30
Quote by LordPino
Evolutionism: We are monkeys, if monkeys have sex for enough generations, a human comes out.
Creationism: We are the result of generations of human(Adam+Eve) incest.

So there you have it. Either our ancestors are monkeys, or we all are ingrown. Both of which mean we have no future.

Holy crap, I hope you're trolling..
#31
Quote by LordPino
I know. I was just criticizing both theories. Both are kinda stupid once you think about em.



No. One is stupid. The other is true.


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I think that because we have destroyed natural selection, we have also destroyed the further evolution of humanity.



Survival is no longer the driving force behind natural selection in 1st world countries. That does not mean natural selection and evolution have stopped.
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#32
Everyone knows humans can't evolve until they reached level 26! But when we do our attack stats will highly increase and we'll learn some ultrakickass moves.
#33
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I can't quite remember. I always thought the Sixth Sense was like, if you stared into a ninja's eyes long enough, his head explodes.


Phhsss, Good luck being able to spot a ninja's eyes before it kills you.
#34
Quote by IcePh0enix
Some guy will **** a zebra and then we'll have striped humans with horse faces running around everywhere. That's pretty much what evolutionsist believe.

Oh, the memories.




I couldn't find a pic of the zebra one.
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#35
Quote by Brick23
Yes it has. People have gotten taller and more intelligent

EDIT:

No it isn't, read a book.

That's only because of improved diets and discoveries/education. The human mind has had the capacity for such knowledge for a very long time, we just haven't really used it till recently.
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#36
Quote by StewieSwan
No. One is stupid. The other is true.


Im glad that somebody was there at the beginning of time.

What theory do you think is true?
#37
We are no longer receiving helpful traits from evolution, because humans with non useful traits (stupidity, obesity, weakness, disease) reproduce just as much as humans with helpful traits because of technology. So in a way, we are actually devolving as a species.
#38
Quote by JacobTheMe
Im glad that somebody was there at the beginning of time.

What theory do you think is true?

Only one of these is a theory.
#39
Quote by metalh3ad88
We are no longer receiving helpful traits from evolution, because humans with non useful traits (stupidity, obesity, weakness, disease) reproduce just as much as humans with helpful traits because of technology. So in a way, we are actually devolving as a species.


Meh, this seems most believable
Its simple really:

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#40
Quote by metalh3ad88
We are no longer receiving helpful traits from evolution, because humans with non useful traits (stupidity, obesity, weakness, disease) reproduce just as much as humans with helpful traits because of technology. So in a way, we are actually devolving as a species.


That's based on the wrong notion. See, if both your parents are stupid, you won't be dumber than them. You'll be AS smart AS them ( of course, depending on the genes both parents give, but that's the basics). Otherwise, you could state that, if you crossed 2 opposites ( One small dumb person, one large smart person), you'd be in the middle. You wouldn't. You wouldn't be regular sized, average IQ, you'd just have half the traits of your mom, half of your dad.
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