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#1
I was eating oranges at a friend's house and his parents laughed at me when I told them I was going to peel my orange with a spoon.

I think I destroyed their world when they saw me do it.

Anyone else have any stories?
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#2
I put ketchup on pretty much everything I eat.
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#3
How the f*ck did you manage to do that?
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#4
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How the f*ck did you manage to do that?


This

and for me: playing no boundaries with my penis
#7
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I think I get it now, it must be some sort of sexual innuendo.
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#8
I have to eat my dinner one thing at a time
e.g. All my peas, all my carrots, all my potatoes, all my meat etc

I also don't like gravy

#9
I eat apples with a spoon, but I've seen alot of people do that. Peeling an orange is a ****ing talent though.
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#11
I was sucking on a dick lollipop with my friends at a diner, I was doing it as a joke. Then the girl I like comes in the diner with her friends and when they saw me they had a horrified look on their face, then laughed at me, and left.
Last edited by diminishedtobme at Dec 6, 2009,
#12
Quote by Fat-bastard0603
How the f*ck did you manage to do that?



You just push the spoon into the orange and get it between the skin and the actual fruit. Then you just use the spoon to push and separate the peeling from the fruit.

It's the easiest way to peel an orange.

Lemme find a youtube video....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqVt38gn4_4&feature=related

Just like that, except I just stab the orange with the spoon instead of using a knife.
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#13
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I think I get it now, it must be some sort of sexual innuendo.


You're right! probably ass-raping his sister with fishing poles.
#14
I sorta don't shower
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I was eating oranges at a friend's house and his parents laughed at me when I told them I was going to peel my orange with a spoon.

I think I destroyed their world when they saw me do it.

Anyone else have any stories?



In hotel 5 stars they have to know how to peel orange without touching it with hands only with spoon
#19
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ok i have never heard of anyone using a spoon to open an orange


I do that all the time too it like take all of three seconds to peel it when you do it that way.
#20
My mum laughed at me for putting brown sauce and ketchup in my bacon sandwich
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#21
i straighten my hair. get called 'gay' and 'faggot' all the time. meh.
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#22
Masturbating into a fishbowl.
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#23
Sometimes I shoot heroine behind city dumpsters. A bunch of kids laughed at me when I woke up without my clothes on in the middle of the street one day.
I'm a stupid jackass.
#26
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I sorta don't shower

I don't wash my hair, and to degrease it I use powder

I don't get much luck with the ladies, maybe this is why
#27
In kindergarten, I went to the girls restroom because the boys restroom smelled really bad. Everyone laughed. My teacher scolded me for it and I told her I didn't care. I walked off and took a nap.
#28
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i straighten my hair. get called 'gay' and 'faggot' all the time. meh.

nothing wrong with that i know lots of guys who do that
i need to start straightening mine
#29
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I was sucking on a dick lollipop with my friends at a diner, I was doing it as a joke. Then the girl I like comes in the diner with her friends and when they saw me they had a horrified look on their face, then laughed at me, and left.




As for me, wearing vibram fivefingers and listenig to metal. Neither of them bother me because i love them both
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#31
I was at my friend's house and his mom had made pancakes for dinner( ). They saw me as odd for using a fork to eat said pancakes.
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#32
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I was at my friend's house and his mom had made pancakes for dinner( ). They saw me as odd for using a fork to eat said pancakes.



What else are you supposed to eat a pancake with?
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When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


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#34
I got laughed at because I wear pyjamas to bed
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#36
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What else are you supposed to eat a pancake with?

A spork?
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#39
I yelled "Cymbal solo!" in class and started bangin' on 'em real loud. The teacher said I was weird. I thought I was gonna start a new era in drumming creativity...
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I yelled "Cymbal solo!" in class and started bangin' on 'em real loud. The teacher said I was weird. I thought I was gonna start a new era in drumming creativity...

I think Bebop got there about 70 years before you.