#1
Okay so I'm at college now and it seems as though almost every weekend, I or one of my friends is plastered. It's a great time, but lately certain people have been declaring that they have had more to drink then they really have. So my friend and I decided that we should get an accurate breathalyzer to test people to see if they are really as drunk as they say they are.
Oh, and it'll be fun to see when someone sets a new career high haha.

So Pit, do any of you own or use a breathalyzer that you can suggest to me?
I was hoping to spend no more than $30, so if anybody owns or has used one in that price range that would be awesome.

Thanks Pit.
#3
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


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#5


TS: Broooo! Party tonight! You game?
Broseph: Duuuuuude!! So many chicks man!!
TS: Hehe yeah dude! Just wait till we get those chicks plastered!!
Broseph: Hell yeah! PETA's gonna have a field day on that one!!
TS: In all seriousness though... bro. Tonight we prove a point.
Broseph: *popping collar* What's that?
TS: We need to expose liars. Liars about alcohol. I've recently purchased a breathalyzer to ensure people tell the truth about the degrees of their intoxication whilst intoxicated. It is our civic duty to purge them out of party-society. Afterwards we'll make analytical graphs of our busts on Microsoft Excel and post our results on the general discussion forum of a guitar website. Ya dig?
Broseph: ...we're gonna get laid right?
TS: Oh of course. Chicks totally dig the righteous types.
Broseph: Ballin'!!
#6
cheap ones stop working accurately after awhile. in professional ones, there is this little screen that you replace on the nozzle that you blow in. in cheap ones, it doesnt come out and eventually it gets all gummed up, making it completely inaccurate.
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#7
Quote by punkmesilly
yea thanks for that. Never would have thought to look there on my own...

I gave you an assload of options. What more do you want? I don't think that a site filled with 14-year-olds is going to provide you with an in-depth analysis of the fine art of alcohol breath testers.

But hey, I've been wrong before.
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
Last edited by DaddyTwoFoot at Dec 6, 2009,
#9
Quote by Zaphikh


TS: Broooo! Party tonight! You game?
Broseph: Duuuuuude!! So many chicks man!!
TS: Hehe yeah dude! Just wait till we get those chicks plastered!!
Broseph: Hell yeah! PETA's gonna have a field day on that one!!
TS: In all seriousness though... bro. Tonight we prove a point.
Broseph: *popping collar* What's that?
TS: We need to expose liars. Liars about alcohol. I've recently purchased a breathalyzer to ensure people tell the truth about the degrees of their intoxication whilst intoxicated. It is our civic duty to purge them out of party-society. Afterwards we'll make analytical graphs of our busts on Microsoft Excel and post our results on the general discussion forum of a guitar website. Ya dig?
Broseph: ...we're gonna get laid right?
TS: Oh of course. Chicks totally dig the righteous types.
Broseph: Ballin'!!

awesome
#10
Quote by Zaphikh


TS: Broooo! Party tonight! You game?
Broseph: Duuuuuude!! So many chicks man!!
TS: Hehe yeah dude! Just wait till we get those chicks plastered!!
Broseph: Hell yeah! PETA's gonna have a field day on that one!!
TS: In all seriousness though... bro. Tonight we prove a point.
Broseph: *popping collar* What's that?
TS: We need to expose liars. Liars about alcohol. I've recently purchased a breathalyzer to ensure people tell the truth about the degrees of their intoxication whilst intoxicated. It is our civic duty to purge them out of party-society. Afterwards we'll make analytical graphs of our busts on Microsoft Excel and post our results on the general discussion forum of a guitar website. Ya dig?
Broseph: ...we're gonna get laid right?
TS: Oh of course. Chicks totally dig the righteous types.
Broseph: Ballin'!!




Well done, fine sir.
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#11
Quote by Zaphikh


TS: Broooo! Party tonight! You game?
Broseph: Duuuuuude!! So many chicks man!!
TS: Hehe yeah dude! Just wait till we get those chicks plastered!!
Broseph: Hell yeah! PETA's gonna have a field day on that one!!
TS: In all seriousness though... bro. Tonight we prove a point.
Broseph: *popping collar* What's that?
TS: We need to expose liars. Liars about alcohol. I've recently purchased a breathalyzer to ensure people tell the truth about the degrees of their intoxication whilst intoxicated. It is our civic duty to purge them out of party-society. Afterwards we'll make analytical graphs of our busts on Microsoft Excel and post our results on the general discussion forum of a guitar website. Ya dig?
Broseph: ...we're gonna get laid right?
TS: Oh of course. Chicks totally dig the righteous types.
Broseph: Ballin'!!



Dear god

Very nice.
#12
If you care this much, you obviously aren't drunk enough.
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#14
My mother bought me one to keep on my keychain when i started college so I could make sure I was ok to drive if I had gone out, it's actually been fairly useful, and I am proud to say, that I have never used it for the inane purpose of the TS.

Testing people to see if they are bluffing about how drunk they are? What are you? 14?
Last edited by al112987 at Dec 6, 2009,
#15
... who cares?

If someone has 10 drinks they can be just as drunk as someone who has had 5. It's only about BAC, not the amount of drinks you've consumed.
#16
Quote by al112987
My mother bought me one to keep on my keychain when i started college so I could make sure I was ok to drive if I had gone out, and I am glad to say, that I have never used it for the inane purpose of the TS.

Testing people to see if they are bluffing about how drunk they are? What are you? 14?

+1

I got one of these a while back, but only to make sure that I don't drive over the limit, especially important the following morning.
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#17
Quote by Zaphikh


TS: Broooo! Party tonight! You game?
Broseph: Duuuuuude!! So many chicks man!!
TS: Hehe yeah dude! Just wait till we get those chicks plastered!!
Broseph: Hell yeah! PETA's gonna have a field day on that one!!
TS: In all seriousness though... bro. Tonight we prove a point.
Broseph: *popping collar* What's that?
TS: We need to expose liars. Liars about alcohol. I've recently purchased a breathalyzer to ensure people tell the truth about the degrees of their intoxication whilst intoxicated. It is our civic duty to purge them out of party-society. Afterwards we'll make analytical graphs of our busts on Microsoft Excel and post our results on the general discussion forum of a guitar website. Ya dig?
Broseph: ...we're gonna get laid right?
TS: Oh of course. Chicks totally dig the righteous types.
Broseph: Ballin'!!


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#18
Quote by punkmesilly
Okay so I'm at college now and it seems as though almost every weekend, I or one of my friends is plastered. It's a great time, but lately certain people have been declaring that they have had more to drink then they really have. So my friend and I decided that we should get an accurate breathalyzer to test people to see if they are really as drunk as they say they are.
Oh, and it'll be fun to see when someone sets a new career high haha.

So Pit, do any of you own or use a breathalyzer that you can suggest to me?
I was hoping to spend no more than $30, so if anybody owns or has used one in that price range that would be awesome.

Thanks Pit.


Just because they are not legally drunk, does not mean they haven't had enough.
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#19
Quote by rock.freak667
Just because they are not legally drunk, does not mean they haven't had enough.


You haven't had enough until you haven't had enough.
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#20

just wear this.
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I Want One!!!

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Last edited by Salute to Jaco at Dec 6, 2009,