#1
I'm talking about female porn stars. I feel like watching some of her videos and "appreciating" them.
#4
your mom
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    #5
    Robert "The big daddy" Foxx

    I don't actually know if that is a pornstar...
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    #9
    Gianna Michaels I would guess but that is because I met her once and she seemed very down to earth...if earth was filled with nymphos
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    #11
    That one with the torn vag.
    ...Ok to be more specific, the one that has a torn ass as well.

    ...Ok that doesn't help. I forgot her name though.
    OH! The one that acted in that movie about the postman coming over!
    ...F*ck that doesn't help either. =/
    #17
    Quote by reb_49
    Gianna Michaels I would guess but that is because I met her once and she seemed very down to earth...if earth was filled with nymphos




    Did you like meet her in the street and shout "Like, Oh My Gawd I've like, TOTALLY fapped over you SOOOOO many times, y'know!!?"
    #20
    me
    Bands I must see in concert
    Silvertide
    The Black Crowes
    Jackyl
    Black Stone Cherry
    AC/DC
    StoneRider
    Freedomhawk
    The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
    Buckcherry
    The Answer

    Theres more. But those are the main ones
    #22
    Quote by cornmancer
    I know, posting links isn't legal on UG, and I'm fairly certain directing people to porn is illegal so I'll just say this
    *reported*


    I just want the names, it's not like their directly directing me towards porn.
    #24
    Quote by sticksause
    I just want the names, it's not like their directly directing me towards porn.

    Yeah, technically the entire internet directs you to porn

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    #27
    Tera Patrick's quite hot?
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    #29
    Roberta Murgo. No hardcore shit, just softcore, but goddamn is she gorgeous
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    #30
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    "Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
    In Which I replied.
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    #31
    Gianna Michaels, Eva Angelina, Lily Thai, and Melanie Jagger are my faves
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    #32
    Quote by reb_49
    Gianna Michaels I would guess but that is because I met her once and she seemed very down to earth...if earth was filled with nymphos

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