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#1
Inspired by the other nickname thread (which i'm addicted too) I made a thread for the pit to post their own, actual, real, nicknames. And the reason why.
Mine:

Raymer, Raym, Ray - My middle name is Ray

Stitch, Skitch - Rhymes with my first name, Mitch
I'll pretend I can mod your amp but break it instead.
Last edited by guitarlord28 at Dec 6, 2009,
#3
Hardy freakin har. I learned it rhymed with that in kindergarten. Stupid kids. But it's Mitch
I'll pretend I can mod your amp but break it instead.
Last edited by guitarlord28 at Dec 6, 2009,
#4
No guitarlord I'm pretty sure you're real nickname is Teh Poopsicle.



I have no nickname
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#6
Father Raymond

Kind of ironic that someone who takes a stance against organized religion would end up with a priestly nickname.


Also,I f*ck children.

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#7
Craig
I made a thread explaing this a while back. Don't feel like looking it up.
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#10
ebag, my first name spelled backwards
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#11
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McMurphy. I was given that after the main character in One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest.


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#12
Cocksucker, dousche bag. Hear those a lot.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#14
Twitch. I have Tourette's, and I always wanted a nickname that reflected it, and Twitch is what I got. I love it, though. I've never found it insulting, etc. It just suits me.

Also, just Jon, Jonny, Jay, etc. My name's Jonathan, so I get a load of nicknames based on that.
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#15
-beast. (my brother calls me that...jeez.)
-val (i really hate being called val)
-v-dog
-scout
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I lost myself
#16
my real nicknames are

Silky, TS (as in my middle name Tyler Scott) and Uncle Myles
I shot JR

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#19
Dev
Mothman (I used to be fascinated with moths back in the day)
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#20
My nickname in High School was "F7". F7 is spell check on Microsoft Word and I was always correcting the spelling on my friends' papers.
#21
gerbil- one of my friends decided i looked like a gerbil one day and it stuck... i think she was high.....

chewbacca- i had really really really long hair

mutton- microsoft word kept changing my name to mutton and one of my friends thought it was hilarious. he's the only one that uses it though
#22
My first name being Rocky, my nicknames are

Pebbles (Little Rocks)

The Dinosaur (I look like one when I run, and my side profile kinda looks like a dinosaur)
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#23
Dude (I made a Big Lebowski joke when people started calling me that, but nobody got it :mad

Delta-9
short for delta-9 Tetrahydrocannabinol, the main psychoactive component of cannabis. I got this one when I pwnt my health teacher in a debate about the legalisation of marijuana.

EDIT:
My nickname was 'dirty hippie' where I used to go to school
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
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#25
D, Double-D (lost that at puberty for obvious reasons), D-ray, D-rad, Des, Desi, Ray (my name is Desiree so they are short forms, the Second D is because my middle name starts with a d too)

Desigay, Desbian, Desi the Lezi, Lesiree im not actually gay these nicknames were strung after I picked sausages off my pizza six years ago.

Bee - my middle name means bee

bumble bear- I have no idea but my family all calls me it

Aqua- if there is water around you cant keep me out of it. My friends always called me that in elementary school because of it.

a billion more, just about everyone calls me something different.
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#26
Chewie - Short for Chewbacca. That's only my Sports team though.

Edit ^^^ Screw you dhutton, you long haired freak
#27
Tenderheart - cause I care too much about people's feelings
Chuck - cause my beard reminds my friends of Chuck Norris
Spaz Monkey - my girlfriend's nickname for me
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#28
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Double-D (my name is Desiree so they are short forms, the Second D is because my middle name starts with a d too)

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#29
Rob
Hippie (I had extremely long hair)
Bobert
Bobby Mac (My last name is MacNeill)
Bob
Boob
Bobby
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#30
I was called Jackal when I was in the Army. I'm called Wally at work now due to my mustache. Ya similar to a walrus.
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#31
Money Mo, because Im all about the dolla!! Getta cash, Fuck bitches!! is my motto.

"8 inch" is my other one, I think you know why I have that one.
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"8 inch" is my other one, I think you know why I have that one.


Your diminished trombone is only 8 inches? Jeez, standards are a couple feet! How do you play that thing? (Check your comments if you don't get this )
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#33
Mclovin-I kinda look like him
Mr Cheesy Poofs- I lost this girl to a guy whos myspace display name was Mr Cheesy Poofs
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#34
ZAxelrod, ZAxel
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#35
some kids call me "big guy" because I'm tall. For some reason, this really annoys me.
#36
Sleepy- my english proffesor started calling me that after I fell asleep in his class, and it kind of stuck, especially in college.

Everybody else calls me Lando, which of course is awesome.
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#37
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some kids call me "big guy" because I'm tall. For some reason, this really annoys me.


Why dont you be the bigger man and get over it?
#38
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Chewie - Short for Chewbacca. That's only my Sports team though.

Edit ^^^ Screw you dhutton, you long haired freak

hey man! what's with the angry words? besides, i said "had"

as in i'm not a dirty hippie anymore.
#39
Dinknose ->Some idiot called me it, and it stuck.
The Nose ->Short form of above
Kev-Bot ->My name is Kevin
Jew ->My Last Name is of Jewish Descent
Hobbit -> I'm 5'7"
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#40
Quote by fallenangel20
Twitch. I have Tourette's, and I always wanted a nickname that reflected it, and Twitch is what I got. I love it, though. I've never found it insulting, etc. It just suits me.

My buddy has Tourette's and we call him twitch. He get so pissed. Many lulz are had at his expense.
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