#1
You heard me, this is the time for cheer and celebrations! It's time to open those generous hearts and send somebody a nice gift.

to start things off, I'm giving a nice collection of candy bars to our wonderful mods (e-parents)

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#4
I give you the gift that keeps on giving.
Herpes.
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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#5


Enjoy, I know I would.

EDIT: I've been staring at this picture for at least 5 minutes now, and I've decided I'm actually going to make this cake tomorow.
Up The Boro!
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#6



It's what she really wants this holiday.

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#10
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Lawls! Are you getting those Ads too?


Those,Schecter ads,an ad for The Jets,and some thing for Armani.Targeted marketing is so f*cking weird sometimes .

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#12
I give you Joe Dirt on DVD


Lifes a grave and I dig it!
Last edited by Victor Escobar at Dec 7, 2009,
#13
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I give you Joe Dirt on DVD




Might as well just sh*t in a DVD case and save yourself some shipping and handling fees.

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#14
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Might as well just sh*t in a DVD case and save yourself some shipping and handling fees.



I got this for you, to rewind your shit from the case.
I actually do have schizophrenia, so stop making fun of people who have it.

GEAR:
Boss ME-50
Silvertone Paul Stanley Apocalypse (modded)
Squier Affinity Strat (modded)
Italia Modulo 2
Fender Front 15G
#15
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Might as well just sh*t in a DVD case and save yourself some shipping and handling fees.

Wheres my present??????
Lifes a grave and I dig it!
#16
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Wheres my present??????


I got you some anthrax...



Be sure to keep it out of your eyes and mouth.

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#18
I got you pope on a rope...




The only soap that actually molests you

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#19
I got you the bra this woman is wearing:
At the Justice Tour:
Guy in audience: Libertyville represent!
Tom Morello: Yes. Libertyville…represent.

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#20
Here, now put em on so I can sleep without all that scratching noise

Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones