#1
So I've always wondered how people do magic, and i don't mean magic like the simple ones like making coins dissapear, card tricks, etc. i mean the ones that are crazy. I've had two happen to me in non-controlled settings, and for months theyve puzzled me.

1. I was at the gym, there was this crazy "healer" guy there, we got to talking, he made it so i benchpressed 40lbs over my previous maximum, mind over matter, ok thats impressive but it didnt freak me out, the mind is powerful when utilized correctly. heres what freaked me out: as i was leaving the gym, i feel something drop heavily into my empty pocket. it was a quarter. i turn around and the guy is 50 feet away. he did not throw a quarter 50 feet into my pocket, especially because my shirt was covering it, and i saw his reflection in the mirror the whole time. granted i was still distracted thinking about my benchpress.
2. a guy opened my beer at a party by snapping his fingers. this was my unopened beer, meaning i brought it in. yes i did set the beer case down for a while, but its not like he installed some device in it and sealed it back up again.


the first one was much more creepy. so Pit, have u ever had magic done to you that is more advanced than the average card trick? how do you explain it?
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#6
its all tricks, except for the hardest and most talented, the answers to them all are online just google it
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Same thing asshole.
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#8
so after talking to the magic man, you had something unxplained happen in your pants!?!
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so after talking to the magic man, you had something unxplained happen in your pants!?!

Yes he did. It cost him 25 bucks though. That's the magic part.
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#12
You need to pay more attention. He was shoving his hands in your pocket all day. Do you still have your wallet? Worse yet, did you jizz for no apparent reason? Even worse, was your dick red & sore but you didn't jizz?
#14
its magic. thats your explanation.


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One of my friends was known as "Genie" in high school for a while. He did the one-heeled levitation thing and the story eventually morphed into both feet having been knee-high off the ground

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Upstage him and he will reveal his secrets. Cut off your twins fingers and kill him, then run away as your twin is hung for murder.
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That sounds vaguely familiar. Like it's from a movie that I didn't watch all of or something. You know, like maybe I got bored, and asked the guy whose house it was if he had anything better to watch?

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So I've always wondered how people do magic, and i don't mean magic like the simple ones like making coins dissapear, card tricks, etc. i mean the ones that are crazy. I've had two happen to me in non-controlled settings, and for months theyve puzzled me.

1. I was at the gym, there was this crazy "healer" guy there, we got to talking, he made it so i benchpressed 40lbs over my previous maximum, mind over matter, ok thats impressive but it didnt freak me out, the mind is powerful when utilized correctly. heres what freaked me out: as i was leaving the gym, i feel something drop heavily into my empty pocket. it was a quarter. i turn around and the guy is 50 feet away. he did not throw a quarter 50 feet into my pocket, especially because my shirt was covering it, and i saw his reflection in the mirror the whole time. granted i was still distracted thinking about my benchpress.
2. a guy opened my beer at a party by snapping his fingers. this was my unopened beer, meaning i brought it in. yes i did set the beer case down for a while, but its not like he installed some device in it and sealed it back up again.

I could tell you how both of these were done, but then, because of the rules of the 'Magic Circle' I'd have to kill you, possibly in a box with swords, or maybe a giant saw and a glamorous assistant.

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the first one was much more creepy. so Pit, have u ever had magic done to you that is more advanced than the average card trick? how do you explain it?

Yeah, I've had all sorts of magic done to me, if it's doen well, it does my head in, but quite often I can spot, or have a pretty good idea, how it was done.
Study slight of hand and other magicians techniques for a while and the answers become a little more obvious to you.
#25
You can't explain it. Therefore it's magic.


It's how we humans used to do shit back in the day. Till we grew brains and decided it's best to research the shit out of something before labelling it.

At least, that was what was supposed to happen anyway.

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Satan?
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Anubis?
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#30
One time I guessed the entire contents of a girls purse, then the contents of her room, all the way down to what color everything was, were it was located, and how much change and how many cigarettes she had. It was weird for both of us.
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One time I guessed the entire contents of a girls purse, then the contents of her room, all the way down to what color everything was, were it was located, and how much change and how many cigarettes she had. It was weird for both of us.


That's not a trick, that's stalking.
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That's not a trick, that's stalking.

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But seriously, I had never seen her before.... it was weird.
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Owned.
But seriously, I had never seen her before.... it was weird.


Nah, it's easy, I'm betting that where you live, there is a toilet in the restroom that is mainly white.

Am I correct?
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Nah, it's easy, I'm betting that where you live, there is a toilet in the restroom that is mainly white.

Am I correct?

Nope, my toilet is black.

I guessed that she had $31.43 in her purse, and $0.61 in her pocket, and I was right. Also like 45 other things equally unlikely. It was probibly the weirdest series of coincidences I've ever been a part of.
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Nope, my toilet is black.

I guessed that she had $31.43 in her purse, and $0.61 in her pocket, and I was right. Also like 45 other things equally unlikely. It was probibly the weirdest series of coincidences I've ever been a part of.


Please tell me you got to sex her. Otherwise you wasted an awesome sequence of weirdness.
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#37
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Nope, my toilet is black.


Ahhh, I must be picking up the residual energies of the toilet that used to be there.
#38
magic is made by santa and the easter bunny having but-sex on the moon