#7
use a porta-penis
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Open up your funky mind and you can fly

Sumdeus
#8
Then you're SOL. Shoulda thought this out beforehand.
UG POKER!
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TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#9
Quote by ticklethetwine
What happens if i need to fix my hair in public I cannot use a penis there


You should become one.
That's the way to go.
Follow the smoke toward the riff filled land
brutal
#11
Quote by ticklethetwine
What happens if i need to fix my hair in public I cannot use a penis there

You can....but there might be consequences
So yeah
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#12
Quote by ticklethetwine
Is this even in the right forum section?


You have to go to the "dressing like a hipster" thread
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Open up your funky mind and you can fly

Sumdeus
#14
What an awful troll.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#15
first off, A7X goes in the Hardcore forum
secondly, if I remember correctly, there is a thread in the pit for questions like this
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#16
Quote by GodofCheesecake
What an awful troll.


Yeah I know, he could at least show some effort.
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Open up your funky mind and you can fly

Sumdeus