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#1
I put a resume in to my local music store a few weeks back and today i got a call asking for me regarding my application, i was not in at the time and will be ringing tomorrow to have a talk with the woman, she sounded like she had something to offer.


Pit, what do i say so i can get this interview???? i really need the cash so i had better get this job, help guys! what do i tell her
#2
Shes a woman huh? You should have sex with her. That will get you the job for sure.
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#3
rape her, forget job
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#4
Oh, and make sure to mention how much you like making sammiches and the kitchen. She'll relate to that.
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#5
Tell her you can personally guarantee her at least one orgasm a night.

Or you could be professional, courteous and answer any questions in a helpful manner. But that's just not as much fun.
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#6

what would joey do
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#7
Well thank's guys but i actually want this job and maybe rape isn't the best way to go?

*activate flameshield / titanium bunker
#8
make her feel special,
invite her out for dinner,
call her a princess,
pill in drink,
date rape to the max,
get the job
#9
You are asking the pit what to say to women?


I suppose next on your list is to get /b/ to talk you out of suicide.
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#12
Tell her you'd be willing to brutally slay her enemies and bathe in their blood to protect her honor.

Either that or you know,be professional and polite while showing that you're capable and knowledgeable.

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#13
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Shes a woman huh? You should have sex with her. That will get you the job for sure.


Or he wont get the job at all
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Wear that


Now why cant i find a woman who can handle their whiskey like them...

damn weaklings.
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#17
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Can i actually get some serious help from the pit? this is serious buissness in case you don't know

Ok, just for you, I'm bringing out my A material





Wear that.
#19
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Can i actually get some serious help from the pit? this is serious buissness in case you don't know


*Sigh*

Make sure you're professional, and be polite throughout the call. Do a little research, it's always impressive if you can show that you don't just know the business as a whole, you know about the individual company as well. Show your positive traits (people skills, knowledge of the products you'll be dealing with, organisation) but make sure you have examples that can prove these things. It's no good saying 'I'm good with customers,' you need to be able to prove it.

Any relevant work experience, whether paid or voluntary, should be mentioned. Try and mention things that show you have some knowledge of a working enviroment, and can handle situations where you're expected to follow directions and work in a team. Remember they won't be judging you on how much you know about guitars, but how well you're able to deal with customers, so you need to show you can do this.
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#20
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Can i actually get some serious help from the pit? this is serious buissness in case you don't know


Try taking a cat along, everyone loves cats.
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#21
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Try taking a cat along, everyone loves cats.


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#22
^I wonder why the computer screen is different. It looks like a shooped version of the same picture but I don't see why someone would shoop the computer screen.
edit:I see it now.
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#24
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^I wonder why the computer screen is different. It looks like a shooped version of the same picture but I don't see why someone would shoop the computer screen.
edit:I see it now.


I don't

But in all seriousness, go in there with your step brother, wear a tuxedo and tell her to shut her mouth!
Oh man, I could make a movie out of that...
#25
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I don't

But in all seriousness, go in there with your step brother, wear a tuxedo and tell her to shut her mouth!
Oh man, I could make a movie out of that...

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#26
Why people can't use common sense is beyond me.

It's an interview. What do you expect: her to ask for backflips or something? Just use your brain!

Christ this place needs a self sufficiency boost.
#27
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#30
Punch her in the mouth and enforce your power over her. She won't be able to resist you.
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WRONG.

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#31
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Punch her in the mouth and enforce your power over her. She won't be able to resist you.


Exactly. Punch her in the womb-bag so hard her tits will explode.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#32
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Yes but I don't change my face when some says they don't like it.

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#33
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Exactly. Punch her in the womb-bag so hard her tits will explode.


lol may aswell just stick an umbrella up her ass and open the bastard
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#34
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lol may aswell just stick an umbrella up her ass and open the bastard


It's bad luck to open an umbrella indoors, make sure she gets taken outside.

I have google street view
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#35
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Yes but I don't change my face when some says they don't like it.


On this case, I didn't even like my own face. It was old and outdated...had to get some Olay up in that bitch
#36
Nobody else picked up on him fully changing his mind about The Pit's replies, then he went a spelt
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THAT wrong.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
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#40
Oddly enough, Pr0gz_Nutz's post was the least hilarious in this thread.

TS, just do the interview like a professional looking to get hired, then at the end, ask her if she'd like to pick up some red armbands and stop by the rally.
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