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#1
Ill start.

1. I cant stop tapping my foot now
2. Getting a song stuck in my head... even though its a lame one.
3. Envying skills of others.
4 GAS!
5. Dead musicians i wish that didnt die!
#2
This thread is stupid and has been done before I'm sure, but I have to ask about number 4.
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#4
1. Guitars
2. Music
3. Other guitars
4. Guitarists
5. Chicken
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#6
Sweep picking.

I love the way it sounds but I can't fucking do it.
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#10
1) Genre elitism
2) The importance of appropriate fashion
3) Jealousy of kids who play better than me despite being half my age
4) Indecision regarding gear purchases
5) The financial aspect
#11
intonation pisses me off.

other that that i like music/guitars.

Epiphone Hummingbird
Epiphone Futura Custom Prophecy (Twin EMG)
Vox Valvetronix VT20+
Vox Wah
Boss MD-2
Danelectro Cool Cat Drive
Boss EQ


#12
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1) Genre elitism
2) The importance of appropriate fashion
3) Jealousy of kids who play better than me despite being half my age
4) Indecision regarding gear purchases
5) The financial aspect



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#13
1. Mindless sweep picking. It's cool at first but it gets really boring sometimes if it's not well written.
2. Songs getting stuck in my head, especially if they are bad songs.
3. People who showboat with their guitar. Keep it to yourselves.
4. Autotune. Self explanatory.
5. People who only listen to radio music and then act like they know every musician since the 10th century.
6. Actually has been said to me and I couldn't pass this up. Somewhat of a part b for 5. Someone told me my music taste sucks because I should listen to "what's popular", and "the lyrics don't matter it's all about the beat now". That really made me want to break a neck or two.
#14
1) Great rapes
2) Pig-flavoured Anadin
3) Stopping lessons
4) Peodophile bracelets
5) Duck punching

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#15
1. I love many different guitars, but can't afford them.
2. I want to get many different amps, but can't afford them.
3. I'm nowhere near as good as I wish.
4. I can't find musicians that would want to create the same music as me.
5. One of my friends is a dick & says everything I play/like is shit & other stuff... (Doesn't seem music related, but he was kinda the guy I started hanging around with when I started getting into music)
#16
  • Addiction to UG.
  • GAS
  • Kids younger who play better.
  • Kids who play worse with better gear.
  • HIGH ACTION ON ****ING GUITARS PISSES ME OFF SO ****ING BAD!
#17
1- Guitars are expensive.
2- Pick gnomes, obviously.
3- Expensive, guitars are.
4- ????
5- Guitars aren't really cheap.
#18
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1) Great rapes
2) Pig-flavoured Anadin
3) Stopping lessons
4) Peodophile bracelets
5) Duck punching

Wait, what game are we playing?


I prefer this one
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#19
Quote by sashki
1) Genre elitism
2) The importance of appropriate fashion
3) Jealousy of kids who play better than me despite being half my age
4) Indecision regarding gear purchases
5) The financial aspect

All of this.

Plus morbid fear of injuring or losing any one of my fingers on my left hand.
#20
1. 10 year old kids that can shred. The only reason the pricks can play is because their parents forced them into it, hoping that they would one day bring them fortune.

2. Price gouging on guitars and Amps.

3. This thread


Also, I hate those little fags that hang out at GC that think they can play real guitar because they can get a perfect score of "Through the Fire and the Flames" in guitar hero. They need to go play in traffic.
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#21
This thread and I am really pissed I cant start a normal conversation without trailing off into something that's about music even with non-musicians >: (
#22
1. Shitty players w/ kick ass gear.
2. Forgetting killer riffs from the day before.
3. Nobody gets to catch the epic moments of my playing cause I practice alone.
4. Getting told to turn down.
5. stupid forums on my favorite geetar site.
Guitars
Gibson SG '61 Reissue 'Aretha'
Fender MIM Strat 'Rosy'
Takamine EG 332c 'Betsy'
Epiphone G-400 'Lucy'

Amps
Crate V-18 1x12
Roland Cube 30x


Pedals
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Electro-Harmonix Double Muff
Line 6 Echo Park
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#23
1. The fact that money is involved in almost every aspect
2. Chicks don't dig guitarists like they used to
3. Usually, music doesn't provide much exercise (there are exceptions of course)
4. Ignorant elitists and people that don't understand that music is subjective
5. The need for everything to be labeled and categorized
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#24
1. Someone playing better than me!
2. Expensive guitars... that I can't afford
3. Hurting my fingers... because I've bitten my nails down too far (I bite my nails)
4. I can't get the music I'm playing out of my head!
5. I can't stop day dreaming about me playing live at Wembley Arena!
#25
1. Rich musicians with no talent and lots of money.
2. People who believe only one type of music is worth listening to.
3. Always being broke from spending every cent on gear
4. Kids that think they're amazing but can only play "stupid proof" riffs. Especially when they have rich parents that give them nice gear.
5. Never making a dime off my music that I spend 90% of my time on.
#26
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#28
1) All my favorite bands/musicians broke up or died long before I had a chance to see them in concert
2) The only time I'm not singing or humming now is when I'm eating, or talking.
3) Nothing
4) Nothing
5) Nothing
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#29
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This thread and I am really pissed I cant start a normal conversation without trailing off into something that's about music even with non-musicians >: (


I do that alot, when my friends have a blank face while im talking i know to stop.
As for my own list:

1: Always gassing for some new gear.
2: People dissing on genres without giving them a chance.
3: Not being practice enough.
4: Wishing i started playing earlier and didnt waste the first year playing piss easy 4 powerchord songs.
5: Always wanting to be better and play different stlyes and genres.
"Swim in a lake of death, eaten by crocodiles!"

Gear:
Jackson RR3
Epiphone Les Paul Custom
Stagg C 442
Randall RG100G3 plus combo
Roland Cube 30X
TS9 Tubescreamer
#30
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Fair enough, but read the rules first.



Yeah. I will do when I post something next time.
I feel really stupid now
#31
1. Little kid with amzing gear
2. Impossibleness to start a band(where I live)
3. Jamming alone
4. None of my friends play instruments
5. I need a singer!!!
"I want a drink"

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#34
1. Everyone and their mom plays the guitar...
2. Everyone and their mom plays the guitar and thinks it's cool...
3. Guitars are expensive (good ones anyway).
4. Guitar has become more about wanting to play (insert popular song) rather than writing their own.
5. Creating music seems to be getting easier by the month...
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#35
1. Music made for people to dance to, not for the sake of good music
2. Music made for a profit, not for the sake of good music
3. People better than me
4. People worse than me that think they're better than me.
5. Guitar Hero inspired players
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#36
1) Not being able to buy awesome gear that I see while looking through GC, Ebay, craigslist, etc
2) People thinking that any music that doesn't have a insanely rehashed beat and lyrics about love that a four year old can comprehend is "gay" or "shitty." Where I live, most people are top-40 obsessed iditiots who look at my ipod (which has mostly alt rock and indie rock on it) like its a creature from another planet
3) Wishing I could easily branch out in terms of the style of music that I can play, but not actually doing so
4) Never enough practice time. EVER
5) Looking like an idiot guitar player at parties and bonfires because I play my own songs instead of covers
Gear:
PRS SE Custom
Takamine G Series Acoustic
Peavey Vypyr 30
Digitech RP 250

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#38
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All of this.

Plus morbid fear of injuring or losing any one of my fingers on my left hand.

i used to freak out sometimes in woodshop
#39
1. Commercial "Hit" Writers ("I Write the hits baby", Sure ya do...suuuure)
2. Having to look a certain way to play a certain type of music
3. Gear snobs
4. The belief that one has to be under the influence to "rawk"
5. People who care too much about genres other than the ones they like
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- 2010 "Fender" Jazzmaster (Home built)
- 2013 Squier VM Bass VI (stock)
#40
1-5 - Goddamn it, the music I love, and write, is the hardest to fucking play, it requires the most singing ability, and involves a lot of shit going on at once so it's ****ing hard to mix. And I don't have much ability in any of those things. I wish I was into punk or hip hop or something.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
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