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#1
Why do people watch pornography? What's so interesting about watching other people ****? Inb4: Fap, lulz ghey and "I'm through with pornography, The acting is lame, The action is tame, Explicitly dull, arousal annulled" (e-cookie for reference). Discuss.
#2
I don't. I did when I was 14 but I was filled with hormones and drugs.
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#6
I love seeing hot girls. Doesn't matter where I see them, I love hot girls. I also like the cheesy story-lines. It is also a fun way to get rid of a load when there is no one around.
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shenanigans.

you can't inb4 your own thread.

thats nothing. Some guy /thread'd his own thread in the OP before. Didnt really make any sense.
#11
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#12
We have an instinctual need to "pop our top". When we can't do that for real, we do so through fantasy, and that is (for many people) best stimulated through pornography.
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#13
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Constant preoccupation with sex caused by a lack of occupation with sex.

+1
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Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place ``Moe's'' you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?

Homer: [thinks] Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?[aloud] It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.


This is why pornography exists.
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#17
Now I feel bad for not recognizing that from Fear of a Blank Planet.
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#18
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Fear of a Blank Planet.

nao give me my e-cookie

I got you a whole bunch:
#19
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Why do people watch pornography? What's so interesting about watching other people ****? Inb4: Fap, lulz ghey and "I'm through with pornography, The acting is lame, The action is tame, Explicitly dull, arousal annulled" (e-cookie for reference). Discuss.

so i can make help get an idea on how the universerse work together so perfectly.. seriously why do you think anyone watches..fapping

this question is like asking why someone like cookies but then saying 'you cant say because they taste good'
#20
I'm sorry I don't understand the question
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#21
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Constant preoccupation with sex caused by a lack of occupation with sex.


This.

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S t a i r s s r i a t S

#23
I don't watch porn at all. I find it shallow and pedantic.
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#24
I can't fap to girl+guy porn.
Dicks make me lose my boner.
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#25
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I think TS just wanted quote Porcupine Tree



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No, but it was a serious question, which I thought of because of these lyrics.
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I can't fap to girl+guy porn.
Dicks make me lose my boner.

I agree.
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#26
Quote by Dawnwalker
I can't fap to girl+guy porn.
Dicks make me lose my boner.


just pretend it's your d!ck, works for me
#27
Quote by Dawnwalker
I can't fap to girl+guy porn.
Dicks make me lose my boner.

You know you've got sexual problems when you can't look at another dick without losing your erection.
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#28
I masturbate because it's healthy to, not because I'm horny.

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#29
Its not that I instantly lose my erection, it's just... not err straight?
Dick closeups and male grunts ruin it for me.
"Black gives way to more black."




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Also, I like black.


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#31
Quote by Dawnwalker
Its not that I instantly lose my erection, it's just... not err straight?
Dick closeups and male grunts ruin it for me.

Same here, except that all the soundtrack disgusts me (as well as the content itself, in a paradoxical kind of way).
#33
Quote by Dawnwalker
Its not that I instantly lose my erection, it's just... not err straight?
Dick closeups and male grunts ruin it for me.

You mean that when you see a dick, your dick suddenly develops a corner?
#34
Try watching guys. Then you might understand

Edit: On a side note; My viewing of porn doubles when I'm actually getting laid.
My drive gets much higher.
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#35
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cuz i feel weird beating off to regular tv


Yup.

It's not that porn is such a big turn on, regular tv is just a turn off.
#36
Quote by MightyAl
You mean that when you see a dick, your dick suddenly develops a corner?


Why does watching other people turn people on though?
#37
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I don't watch porn at all. I find it shallow and pedantic.


Hmmmm I agree, shallow and pedantic.
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#38
Quote by MightyAl
You mean that when you see a dick, your dick suddenly develops a corner?

Naw, my penis is to small for that. :P
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


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#39
Quote by MrKoks
Yup.

It's not that porn is such a big turn on, regular tv is just a turn off.

TV, yeah it's always on.
A flicker of the screen,
A movie actress screams,
I'm basking in the shit flowing out of it.

Steven Wilson has epic lyrics.
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