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#1
Hey Pit

I'm in my 2nd year of music college, and this one classmate has started being strange lately.

-He tries to listen to and downloads EVERY album from my favourite bands
-He agrees with everything I say
-He's just bought the exact effin' same guitar as me, barely a week after I got mine (Ibanez RG350)
-He tries to play the same songs that I like on guitar
-He tries to get in on any coversation I'm having

Now, this is why I'm annoyed in relation to the above

-He is NOT a fan of the styles of bands I like (In Flames, Lamb of God, Opeth ect). He's a Metallica fan and nothing else (not trashing the band, simply saying) as he hates "screaming and shit"
-Being agreed with gets very, very tiring
-He's always bought the same guitars as James Hetfield, or budget versions at least. So buying an Ibanez without even trying one out first is just thick
-I like to play bluesy, some jazzy and some Paul Gilbert style songs. He is still stuck on powerchords and sloppy down-picked scale runs, after 6 years of playing (I've played for 2&1/2)
-Most conversations in college are about music theory, something he knows nothing about. So he agrees with everything I'm saying to fake an understanding -bullshitting basically


My point to all this is this- I'm likely to be in class with this guy for another 3 years, but I feel myself wanting to snap necks already. What would YOU do/say in my position?

Oh and growing up is not an option
Last edited by SilverSpurs616 at Dec 7, 2009,
#2
Offer to suck his dick.
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#4
Tell him to **** off and grow up.
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#5
snap necks. problem solved.


EDIT: seriously though, just use him. He obviously has a man crush on you and will probably do quite a bit if he thinks it will make him look cool in your eyes.
Last edited by GrungeJunkie at Dec 7, 2009,
#6
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#7
tell him what you just told us.


but end it with SO **** OFF KAY?

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#8
He likes you, have sex with him ASAP
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#11
there is only one answer, rape.
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#12
Just tell him to piss off, and/or box him in with a music theory question.
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#13
ask him to play B sharp.


boy is he gonna look dumb when he tries.

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#14
to be honest just avoid him for a while and he will just grow out of it i guess. No need to hurt the kids feelings
#18
Most conversations in your entire college are about music theory? That really sucks.
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#21
yeah

but im a spear, hes a british football team.

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#22
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Most conversations in your entire college are about music theory? That really sucks.


Well, it's music college..
#23
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Jesus no, you weirdo.

Make him suck your dick.


superhans would do this
and so should you.
#24
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SilverSpurs616
W@tf is this shit????????
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#25
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ask him to play B sharp.


boy is he gonna look dumb when he tries.

Um...B# is a completely legitimate note. Enharmonics exist for good reasons.

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Well, it's music college..

So? I go to a conservatory, and there are quite a number of conservatories around here. Our lives don't even come close to being revolved around talking about music theory.
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W@tf is this shit????????


Exactly what I said.
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#28
A, A#, B, C, C#

okay, ask him to play B# on the low E?

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#29
silverspear - meee


silverspur- hes from wales.

i guess by spurs he means Tottenham Hotspur?

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#30
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Jesus no, you weirdo.

Make him suck your dick.

If his behaviour is consistant he'll drop to his knees as soon as the offer is made.
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#31
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A, A#, B, C, C#

okay, ask him to play B# on the low E?


You obviously don't know theory. B# is a note, as well as E#, Cb, and Fb. Enharmonics, brah.
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#32
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silverspear - meee


silverspur- hes from wales.

i guess by spurs he means Tottenham Hotspur?


what about spurs on cowboy boots!
#33
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A, A#, B, C, C#

okay, ask him to play B# on the low E?


He may be a pristine example of unevolved humanity but he isn't QUITE that stupid

Meh, worth a shot!
#34
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what about spurs on cowboy boots!



not many cowboy boots in wales.

just alot of rain i believe.

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#35
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what about spurs on cowboy boots!


This. Nicked it from the song "Summer Wine" with the line, "I walked in town on silver spurs that jingled to.."

Anyhoo, Silverspear is a different guy. I think >_>
#36
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You obviously don't know theory. B# is a note, as well as E#, Cb, and Fb. Enharmonics, brah.


im not good on notes.

i havent had lessons for a while, since my teacher went back to Uni last year.

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#37
You shouldn't be mean at him, as even though he's annoying, he doesn't seem to mean any harm and seems to just want to be friends. I'd say to just tough it out.
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#39
This. Nicked it from the song "Summer Wine" with the line, "I walked in town on silver spurs that jingled to.."



not many cowboy boots in wales.

just alot of rain i believe


HA! i was correct, in yo face cracker.
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