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#1
I was in a situation yesterday, which was very awkward. I'm A, B is a friend, B is a member of a band called BCD

B: Hey man thanks, *blah blah* what you said really means a lot to me and the BCD's

A: ... oooh.


I didn't know what to day. I was gonna blur out something like "lol no problem man" but I don't know. B is kind of an ass, so for him to say something like that took me off guard.

What would you have said, and what other situations have you been in have a similar type of dilemma.
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#2
Probably like 90% of my social interactions. I overthink. I'm either very comfortable or totally uncomfortable. Small talk just seems so illogical to me.

EDIT: for your specific scenario "Yeah dude I really meant, you guys rock!" ...Or something. Pfft that's an easy one.
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#3
Once, I was in a pool and this lady came in with her little daughter. Half of the girl's face was covered in red marks. It looked like an injury.

So I was like, "Oooh, poor thing. What happened?"
And the mother just death stared me and said "Nothing. It's a birthmark."

I didn't know what to say so I went underwater and stayed there for a while.
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#5
Quote by Abunai X
Once, I was in a pool and this lady came in with her little daughter. Half of the girl's face was covered in red marks. It looked like an injury.

So I was like, "Oooh, poor thing. What happened?"
And the mother just death stared me and said "Nothing. It's a birthmark."

I didn't know what to say so I went underwater and stayed there for a while.


That's what I would do too. Water is a good place to hide.
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#6
"So Janet, I know what I'm getting you for Christmas."

"Really? What is it?"

"A G string." (Lame guitarist joke)

"Nice."

"Any specific color or anything that you want?'

"No, you get whatever you want. You can help me put it on, too. Then we can take it off later..."

"


"

i know, lame. But I wasn't sure what to respond with.
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#7
Quote by JacobLampman
"So Janet, I know what I'm getting you for Christmas."

"Really? What is it?"

"A G string." (Lame guitarist joke)

"Nice."

"Any specific color or anything that you want?'

"No, you get whatever you want. You can help me put it on, too. Then we can take it off later..."

"


"

i know, lame. But I wasn't sure what to respond with.


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#10
Quote by Callum89
Wait a minute... there's a Waldo smiley?

lol i had the same reaction.

and a story similar to Jacob*******'s. those momments are really awkward. I dunno if they are playing or not
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#11
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lol i had the same reaction.

and a story similar to Jacob*******'s. those momments are really awkward. I dunno if they are playing or not


wat


And exactly.

Edit: and my first name's Jacob, last name Lampman, so pick one, not both.
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#12
Quote by Abunai X
Once, I was in a pool and this lady came in with her little daughter. Half of the girl's face was covered in red marks. It looked like an injury.

So I was like, "Oooh, poor thing. What happened?"
And the mother just death stared me and said "Nothing. It's a birthmark."

I didn't know what to say so I went underwater and stayed there for a while.

LOL!
#14
TS I read your story about 20 times and still dont understand it...

he thanked you for something you said about his band???
what?
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Me: "what a handsome baby you have ma'am. He's gonna be big! strong hands!"

Woman at grocery store: "ITS A GIRL YOU ASSHOLE!"

Me: "... think of how much you'll save on clothes and haircuts"


needless to say it took me off guard.
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#16
A- Anything sex related
Me- .........=/
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#17
I cheated on my gf... and confessed. she asked me if i enjoyed the sex with the other girl. so i said no and she said bullshit i know you did. How do you answer that kind of question...
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#18
Wow...I just really don't know what to say


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#20
I don't know what to say when someone compliments me... Usually I just say something like "thanks... right back at ya!" unless it doesn't apply. then I stare awkwardly.


....


#21
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I cheated on my gf... and confessed. she asked me if i enjoyed the sex with the other girl. so i said no and she said bullshit i know you did. How do you answer that kind of question...

By not cheating on your girlfriend?
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#22
I don't know, what I do know is that generally people with their own names in their band's name are dicks.
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#23
this one time I was talking to a girl I just met and she told me she was raped by her stepfather. I was like 'okay....lol?'
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#24
this chick: Yeah, so, I broke up with my boyfriend for you.
...
...
...
me: Cool.
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#28
Quote by TechnoLp
I cheated on my gf... and confessed. she asked me if i enjoyed the sex with the other girl. so i said no and she said bullshit i know you did. How do you answer that kind of question...

You kill yourself because cheating is one of the worst things you can do in a relationship, you worthless git.
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You kill yourself because cheating is one of the worst things you can do in a relationship, you worthless git.


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.... lurk more man. thats not how shit rolls here. (who am i kidding)
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#31
I would've ignored it, but it seemed like he was being serious. I don't care if he was joking about it w/e, but I hate people who cheat, there is no reason for it.
#32
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#34
This is a brief convo I had with a friend after meeting his family for the first time:

Friend: So,what'd you think of my mom being from the Philippines aqnd my dad being a fat white guy?

Me: Eh,it isn't as crazy as I thought it would be,but I did notice your little sister was a bit odd and quiet.

Friend: Dude,she has cerebral palsy.....

Me:.......................I need to be informed of these things first,otherwise I'll say things like that.


It was so f*cking uncomfortable.

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#36
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Ultimate makes-you-want-to-kick-your-own-ass moment. Fortunately has not happened to me.


One of my friends yelled at another girl "WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK HOME SO YOUR FATHER CAN RAPE YOU ONCE AGAIN!"


The girl's father died like a year before that.
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#38
Quote by TechnoLp
I cheated on my gf... and confessed. she asked me if i enjoyed the sex with the other girl. so i said no and she said bullshit i know you did. How do you answer that kind of question...



Lol by just admitting you did. I mean if you already gathered the balls to confess you might as well be honest about that too.

And about the Dec. 09'er that's getting his panties in a bunch, no one really cares about your issues. Welcome to UG!
#39
I have a friend who is addicted to crack.


Yeah. Talk about odd moments.
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#40
Every time I speak to a particular girl...


EDIT: I love how my post has effectively stunned the thread for the night
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