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If you could only say one word for the rest of your life, what would it be?
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I was rolling a cigarette when I noticed a tiny spider on the inside of my rizla. I quickly lobbed some tobacco on top, rolled up, and smoked that bitch. Felt pretty bad after.


In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

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What is mountains? A mountains has no special shapes or sound!

Epic Chill Broseph Of the Australia FTW! Club. PM Alter-Bridge or The_Random_Hero to join.

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**** YOU!!!!!

on topic:

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I love you.
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I respect and value your opinion.

Just kidding. You're a fucking retard.

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You want to strap a bunch of used mattresses to the walls?

Why not just roll around naked in medical waste while you're at it?

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medical waste isn't free on craigslist
During, or some other word that sounds weird if you say it a lot
Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."
It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in









Life is underrated.

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That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
Boob. That way I can get sex, and also communicate via morse code!

Boo Boob Boob Boo Boo Boob Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
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Boob. That way I can get sex, and also communicate via morse code!

Boo Boob Boob Boo Boo Boob Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo

I didn't know you were Dr. Quinn?
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
+1 to tits
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
Heyilikeyourboobssoiwaskindawonderingifmaybewouldyouliketodothesexyseckswithmepleaseplease? Yup thats one word...
Omellete du Fromage.
E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?

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Kill it with Lysol.

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Some guy in a striped sweater stole all my hamburgers. **** was soooo not cash
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