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I got a question about joining the Air Force. Veterans would be a huge help here. I wanna be an aerial gunner, but I'm not sure if we'll have to parachute. Honestly, I don't see why we would. The pave lows are only 50 to 100 feet in the air. If Im wrong, please correct me. So, as an aerial gunner, would I need to parachute?
Originally Posted by Spachula
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#2
Of course you would. That's basic flight safety in the military
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Of course you would. That's basic flight safety in the military


So does that mean everyone would learn to parachute. As in, Marines, Army, Coast guard, etc.?
Originally Posted by Spachula
So my band recently played our first gig, and it actually went great. There was only one problem though....
My band is pissed at me now for wearing a banana costume while I performed.

#4
TS: So, as an aerial gunner, would I need to parachute?



Recruiter: Hell no son! You go down with that aircraft like a man!
TS: Phew... at least I won't have to jump.
#5
You can try to parachute but helicopters have a nasty habit of decapitating you when you eject.
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TS: So, as an aerial gunner, would I need to parachute?



Recruiter: Hell no son! You go down with that aircraft like a man!
TS: Phew... at least I won't have to jump.


SIR, DOES THAT MEAN I REALLY DON'T JUMP, OR ARE YOU JUST ****ING WITH ME, SIR!!!
Originally Posted by Spachula
So my band recently played our first gig, and it actually went great. There was only one problem though....
My band is pissed at me now for wearing a banana costume while I performed.

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SIR, DOES THAT MEAN I REALLY DON'T JUMP, OR ARE YOU JUST ****ING WITH ME, SIR!!!

You can't jump out of a pavlow
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So does that mean everyone would learn to parachute. As in, Marines, Army, Coast guard, etc.?



Don't be a pussy
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Can I ask why would you want to be a pave low gunner? It have anything to do with Mw2? I have a few friends who joined as pilots and they say everyone gives the chopper people problems since they feel flying at 35000 feet at 700mph to be more manly than flying at 300 feet going 200 mph.
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Can I ask why would you want to be a pave low gunner? It have anything to do with Mw2? I have a few friends who joined as pilots and they say everyone gives the chopper people problems since they feel flying at 35000 feet at 700mph to be more manly than flying at 300 feet going 200 mph.


Haha really? Being in a chopper seems riskier to me.
#14
I see it that way too but you have to remember some of the pilots are the jocks like what you had in high school who had no idea anyone but themselves exist.
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#15
Fly an Apache. That's where the real shit is, and they are way better than pave lows on MWF2.
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Harrier>Apache
This thread is now about mw2.
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#17
I am in the navy, and if you are going to be in the air, then you will need to go to aircrew school.

Which definitely means alot of parachuting, and, in the navy's case, swimming.

You may never have to do it in a real life scenario, but they will make sure you damn well no how too, in case of a worst case scenario.

The swimming, is because you might have to bail of of a craft over water, wearing fifty pounds of gear.

so simply, any thing in the air means you will at one point have to parachute.
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Harrier>Apache
This thread is now about mw2.

Apache = chopper gunner, therefore Apache owns harrier...
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#19
Just join the Marine Corps and go infantry. Theres no pride in the chair force.
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Apache = chopper gunner, therefore Apache owns harrier...

hated to have to do this but EMP
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You chopper crashes waste of a 11 kill streak....
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