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#5
People want to know our new president, intimately.
I HAVE RETURNED
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migueltherocker: The retarded unicorn-fish of the sea

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Dude, that was just pure win, i laughed the entire way

first stack ^
#6
Quote by MedicreDemon
some say why, some say why not.

I like to call it "Snuggie Theory".
#8
Those came out before the election, as far as I know. I know they're definitely not new.
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#9
Quote by Well.......
I was expecting it to be molded from his penis. I am disappointed now.

It is.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#10
Quote by Well.......
I was expecting it to be molded from his penis. I am disappointed now.

How do you know it isn't?
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#11
what better way to screw Obama?
Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
Proceed with extreme caution!
#12
Quote by justinb904
what better way to screw Obama?


No no no.


Obama will be the one screwing with this.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#16
since when was 7.5" that long? I guess I'm good then
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#19
I would rather have a republican red Palin fleshlight
Gear
Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#21
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Obama is great!



/lights cigarette

Damn right he is.

Quote by fearofthemark
since when was 7.5" that long? I guess I'm good then


Nope, you're still as small as you thought you were, smaller even.
Quote by JohnnyV
I'm pretty sure the feeling i get when i blow my load on my computer screen is a f*ck of a lot different than when i shoot in on my girlfriend's face.


Music things

PRS SE Custom 24
Epiphone G400
Vox AC15C1
#23
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
The United States ALWAYS get f*cked by their president. I knew this day would come.

Damn... If I had room I would sig this... But I care more about letting every one know what was said about me in the past
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#24
Quote by Fassa Albrecht

Gear
Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#25
Quote by InvaderTSN
That'd be fucking awesome, not gonna lie.


Are you saying your penis doesn't look like a miniature version of yourself? ****ing freak.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#30
Haha wow first an Obama dildo then just a few days ago there was an article in the newspaper about Obama shaped ectasy pills.
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#31
watch out people, Fassa is about to whip her dick out...
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#32
Quote by GaijinFoot
watch out people, Fassa is about to whip her dick out...



I'm female...and that's not what I meant.
#33
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I'm female...and that's not what I meant.

That's still up for debate. And we knew exactly what you meant, mate.
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#37
Well Obama did have a raging election.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#38
Quote by Holy Katana
Pssh, I'd rather have a Make-Your-Own Dildo Kit so I could fuck myself.

ಕ_ಕ

and yes, I stole that directly from your sig
Gear
Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#39
Quote by czoom
I can stimulate the economy and myself!

LMAO!!!

haha ****, that's good stuff.
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#40
Reminds me of Frozone, from The Incredibles.
Quote by leeb rocks
SO I'VE BEEN BALLS DEEP IN MYSELF THIS WHOLE TlME?!?!
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