#1
I was talking to this girl at my new school who I had just recently become friends with... I'm a loner for the most part, don't really talk to anyone... So she decided to follow me during lunch and we ended up talking... She told me that most girls thought I was the best looking guy in my high school... So she wanted to hook me up with someone, her being my wing girl... Anyway we were joking about what kind of woman would suit me and she insisted that she had to be badass... Thus telling me she had to be more badass than that time Chuck Norris was bitten by a poisonous snake... and the snake ended up dying days later from apparently Chuck Norris' blood... Is this true?!
#10
yes it is true....very true
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I'm asking a legitimate question about Chuck Norris
#16
Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny. *reported*
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Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny. *reported*



This is not a joke... I know it's probably not true but he's Chuck Norris...
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#20
Did you even know who Chuck Norris was before you starting roaming the internet? And seriously, hit it already. Stop talking about Chuck Norris and hit it!
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#24
TS wanted to brag about talking to a member of the opposite sex
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#25
i've heard that people like this existed, but i never thought i would see one, especialy in the pit
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