Poll: When do you put on deodorant?
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View poll results: When do you put on deodorant?
Before bed
3 1%
Before getting dressed
194 86%
Don't wear it
13 6%
Occasionally wear it
15 7%
Voters: 225.
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#1
I put mine in the morning, before I get dressed. Always have and it has kept me smelling fresh for years now.


Except I read the instructions on my deodorant recently and it said to use it before bedtime. I'm like, wtf? Wouldn't it feel kinda weird wearing deodorant to bed?

When do you guys put your deodorant on?
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#2
I put it on in the morning, right after I shower.
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#5
After I wash, when else would you put deodorant on?
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#6
I put mine in the morning, right before I dress, too.
Putting it before going to bed sounds silly, 'cause you wouldn't feel the smell on the next day.
#7
Well, for people with problems with sweating, the effectiveness of anti-perspirant works better if you let it work on your pores over night when you sleep, while your body is less active. If it's JUST deodorant, then it doesn't matter when you wear it, it's just meant to make you smell good. But if you need your anti-perspirant to work better, put it on at night before you go to bed. You can still put it on during the day and it will work to some effect though.
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#9
I use it almost too much, I think I have a phobia of stinking because of a guy who I work with, whose personal hygiene is just diabolical.

Morning, then before I go out/start work, then before bed. Rinse and repeat. Also, has to be anti-perspirant too. Right Guard Original for the wins.
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#14
yeah before getting dressed. The problem is that its winter and i use body spray... its fecking cold.
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Where's the "after I shower" option?


i assume its before getting dressed.
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#17
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i assume its before getting dressed.

What if he gets dressed before taking a shower?
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#19
It's not like deodorant feels like anything TS.

And I put mine on once a day (More times in summer of course).

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#20
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What if he gets dressed before taking a shower?

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What if you shower but never get dressed?!


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#21
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What if you shower but never get dressed?!

I don't wear deodorant if I'm not getting dressed
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#22
Both before bed and waking up
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#25
Who puts it on before bed?
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#26
I only wear it occasionally these days. University washing machines are so shit, my clean clothes smell more than I do.
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#27
Before I put my clothes on or when my chick starts complaining that I smell like an anchovy's c*nt.

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#29
I lost my deodorant in a pile of laundry on the floor. God I love being a bum.
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#33
I put deodorant on after I put my shirt on, otherwise I always get deodorant stains on my shirt
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#36
In the morning after the shower, and before and after excersize/ before I go out for the night etc.
#38
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I don't wear deodorant if I'm not getting dressed

But what if you've just showered, are not getting dressed, but are about to get sweaty? Do you use anti-perspirant, or wait until after?
#39
Right when i get out of the shower, when im my freshest. I find it actually works if I do it that way. Any other way and I sweat all day.
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