#1
whats one of the funniest things that happened to you this year? personally, it was pretty funny making my friends little brother(who doesn't know english) repeat swear words that i said. call it weird or cruel but it was quite funny at that point.

SAY!
#3
nothing that sticks out,

making rim repeat swear words would have been funny when i was 8.
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#4
Injected some aids blood in my girlfriends veins when she slept. Shit was so cash.
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#5
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Injected some aids blood in my girlfriends veins when she slept. Shit was so cash.


did she let you sleep with her after?!1!!1??!!one1!!
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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#6
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Injected some aids blood in my girlfriends veins when she slept. Shit was so cash.

Did it work I heard it's a good plan to give HIV to people you want to have sex with like that when you have it.
#7
I raped my Girlfriend and then slit her neck.

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#10
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I killed Micheal Jackson. Hilarious!


I just told him to Beat it.
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#11
I made my macintosh call me cool.

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#13
My Sig does not approve.
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
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#14
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whats one of the funniest things that happened to you this year? personally, it was pretty funny making my friends little brother(who doesn't know english) repeat swear words that i said. call it weird or cruel but it was quite funny at that point.

SAY!


Is 'Cool story bro' bannable? If not, it should be used here.
#15
I taught my 3 year old mexican cousin to say "FALCOOON PUUUNCH!!!" during the summer, it was a 2 month long process but it was well worth it.
Si lo ven que viene palo al tiburon
Vamos a darle duro sin vacilacion
Si lo ven que viene palo al Tiburon
En la union esta la fuerza y nuestra salvacion


#16
I got hit with a chronic and debilitating illness and racked up thousands of dollars in medical bills.

Wait.....that isn't funny

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#17
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I got hit with a chronic and debilitating illness and racked up thousands of dollars in medical bills.

Wait.....that isn't funny


Things could have been worse. Thank god you aren't with the NHS.


Wait...
#18
we pushed a fat guy in a bin.


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#19
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Things could have been worse. Thank god you aren't with the NHS.


Wait...


Meh,at least it I don't have cancer

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#20
I was playing Halo, and as I drove by one of the guys on the other team I was yelling POLE CALIBER at the top of my lungs.
He proceded to lulz and sent me a voice message saying so.
"Bleed in your own light, Dream of your own life, I miss me, I miss everything...I'll never be"
#21
My religion teacher threatened to burn me at the stake...
We don't get on, reality and I...

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#23
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we pushed a fat guy in a bin.


fun tymz.

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#24
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I just told him to Beat it.


Realy? I heard he was struck by a smooth criminal
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Life has aborted.
All you've had and all you became,
The night is calling, you pray forth.





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