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#1
i need to make $200 by the 19th.


how can i do it?


i got a lot of sh*t for sale (slot machine, foosball table, etc) but i need the money asap.


any suggestions?
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#3
Sell the shit you've got, it's 11 days until the 19th. Surely you can arrange something before that.

If not, sell blood and semen.
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#4
Stuff for sale seems to be the most sensible option if you don't have a job to be honest
#7
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If not, sell blood and semen.


This.
Really, it is profitable from what I've heard.
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#8
Busk? Perform sexual acts? Rob people? Borrow money?
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#10
Why do you need $200 before the 19th? Have you got involved with the loan sharks again?

I've told you they're bad news, but you didn't listen, did you?!

I'll lend you this



but my interest rate is fixed. You f*ck up, I f*ck you up.
#12
didnt we get something like this yesterday? and the day b4, and the day b4..... etc?
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#13
$200 really isn't that much money. So chillout and think logically. Do you perhaps have 4 friends/family members you can borrow $50 each from until the new year when you've got more time to earn money?
#14
[ghetto] Axe your mom for the money. [/ghetto]
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#15
Smoke a marlboro cigarette on tape and blow nine consecutive rings with one passing through the other.
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#16
Sell your soul to the devil beaatch
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#17
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$200 really isn't that much money. So chillout and think logically. Do you perhaps have 4 friends/family members you can borrow $50 each from until the new year when you've got more time to earn money?



not really....... im trying to get to Minnesota to spend my winter break with my girlfriend.

i was thinking of asking for money for christmas and see if i can get it early.


thing is im driving from pennsylvania to minnesota. and it should be about $200 gas money to get there.
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#18
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not really....... im trying to get to Minnesota to spend my winter break with my girlfriend.

i was thinking of asking for money for christmas and see if i can get it early.


thing is im driving from pennsylvania to minnesota. and it should be about $200 gas money to get there.

Just cut a hole in the footwell and make like Fred Flintsone.
Yabba-dabba-doo!
#19
Quote by k-train
not really....... im trying to get to Minnesota to spend my winter break with my girlfriend.

i was thinking of asking for money for christmas and see if i can get it early.


thing is im driving from pennsylvania to minnesota. and it should be about $200 gas money to get there.



Wait.....weren't you the guy who had the choice between getting a job and going for a break with your "girl"?


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I haven't seen you in a while
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#20
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I haven't seen you in a while


I have just returned from my ban..


And how you doing sexeh?
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You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#21
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Wait.....weren't you the guy who had the choice between getting a job and going for a break with your "girl"?



yea but i had a chance to try for a job (i figured knowing the manager might help) i put the application in but no call or anything. i wasnt just given a job he told me there was a opening.
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#22
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Smoke a marlboro cigarette on tape and blow nine consecutive rings with one passing through the other.

Welcome back
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#23
How do you have a car... but no job?
I want to go as far to the edge without going over. Out on the edge, you can see all kinds of different things.
#24
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How do you have a car... but no job?



because i used to work. i was landscaping and breeding animals and doing odd jobs. for the last month though ive hardly had work.


the truck (i hate cars) i bought when i was making money.
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#25
Damn yo well borrow some cash from somebody then pay them back once you have your christmas money
I want to go as far to the edge without going over. Out on the edge, you can see all kinds of different things.
#26
Accuse somebody who is a bit thick of molesting you as a child and promise not to tell anyone if they give you the cash
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#27
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Accuse somebody who is a bit thick of molesting you as a child and promise not to tell anyone if they give you the cash



that made me lol
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#29
credit card!

welcome to america. in need of a debt? we've got plenty!
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#30
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Mow some lawns, bitch.
/default response to a thread where someone is asking how to make money.

no, because everyone isnt like you
#31
If you got all this stuff the pawn it ... duh
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#32
Quote by k-train
that made me lol


This could work too, although one of my friends is currently doing community service for it:

Research local gay cruising areas, take photos of people attending them (got to get the faces apparently), then track the people down and blackmail them (only really works if they have families, as my friend found out the hard way). He made a fair amount of cash over about 3 months, he's spending the next 3 ironing clothes in a charity shop tho.
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#33
Wait...
you have a girlfriend...


that's surprising
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#35
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Research local gay cruising areas, take photos of people attending them (got to get the faces apparently), then track the people down and blackmail them (only really works if they have families, as my friend found out the hard way). He made a fair amount of cash over about 3 months, he's spending the next 3 ironing clothes in a charity shop tho.


Most ironic thing I've ever heard (if true)
#37
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You can always put Santa hats in avatars for money.



not when i do it for free.
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#38
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somehow i didnt see that coming
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#39
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not really....... im trying to get to Minnesota to spend my winter break with my girlfriend.

i was thinking of asking for money for christmas and see if i can get it early.


thing is im driving from pennsylvania to minnesota. and it should be about $200 gas money to get there.

You don't want to come to Minnesota because I totally stole her from you

No, but in all seriousness you don't want to come, we're apparently in for about seven inches of snow tonight and then the same if not more for the next few days.
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