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So UG, December has arrived and the year is coming to a close. It has been a year filled with many laughs, and was the first calendar year i have ever experienced with UG. It has been a blast so far.
In this year we have all seen more than our fair share of trolls, opinionated morons, and just general fools, everybody can remember at least one that stood head and shoulders above the rest. So, as i promised in this thread I present you with UG's official Tool Of The Year 2009 awards!



Who Is Eligible For Nomination?
The users eligible for nomination are any user who has displayed any of the following:
- a trolling attempt gone badly wrong
- a tendency to flame and insult others in any and every post
- a raid attempt gone wrong
- exposed multis
- etc. any behavior deemed by you and other UGers to be stupid enough to earn the Tool/Douchebag Of The Year Award 2009



What Do I Include In My Nomination?
the following MUST be included in your nomination in order for it to be considered a valid nomination:
- Name of User being nominated
- Description of the offense this user commited
- Whether or not this user is currently banned (this is more important than you think)
- a link to an example of users douchebag behavior, or the one specific action you are nominating him/her for



The Awards:
the awards will be separated into the following categories:

First Place/Winner: UG's official Douchebag of the year, was nominated most times.
Top Ten: The ten most nominated users
Top Ten Currently Banned: top ten most nominated who are banned
Top Ten Currently Active: top ten most nominated who are unbanned


DEADLINE:
The deadline for this contest is New Years Eve 2009, at 11:59:59. All nominations submitted after this deadline will not be considered.


NOTICE:
Do not flame the user you are nominating, this is not a place to express any resentment. This is just for fun. If you get nominated, don't start a fight



EDIT:
please keep the nominations organized if possible, follow this template:



Name: name of user
Offense: what he/she did/does
Banned: yes or no
Example: link to offense


also, could a mod sticky this pl0x?
Last edited by Lt. Shinysides at Dec 8, 2009,
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dont remember the username but that guy who ripped that guy off on craigslist and wanted to know if he could trace him by his phone. what a douchebag ill see if i can find it
#4
Carmel's Right Arm or whatever his name was.

Edit: my_pony_bit_me was his username.

Edit 2: Being a self-appointed pseudo-mod and thereby ruining every thread he entered.
Banned
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Last edited by Karvid at Dec 8, 2009,
#5
Grindar

Posted a picture of a harlequin baby, got banned for gore (which it's not), then proceeded to make over 9000 multi's with similar names.

Lulz followed.
#6
Emo-Slayer.

Edit: Oh, and all you guys are fags. You all suck. I hope you all die and the like. You wish you could be as cool as me.

Want something that looks like spam but is actually legit?! Well I have the thing for you. Nah dude, I actually get legit MS points from this and do like 2 surveys and you can get about 400.

http://www.points2shop.com/?ref=EmoSlayer
Last edited by Emo-Slayer at Dec 8, 2009,
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Quote by zchavez09
dont remember the username but that guy who ripped that guy off on craigslist and wanted to know if he could trace him by his phone. what a douchebag ill see if i can find it


Some silly mod deleted it.
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#8
JacobtheMe

I don't have any other info.
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warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#9
SomeoneYouKnew

Being a stupid cunt in every argument he's been in, having little to no points and being ultimately arrogant and condescending.

Not banned.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22508494&postcount=59
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
Last edited by illuminatiano at Dec 8, 2009,
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SomeoneYouKnew

ClaptonWannabe

Just for starting up arguments all the time.
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#13
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Emo-Slayer.

Edit: Oh, and all you guys are fags. You all suck. I hope you all die and the like.


You know, except that crazy8rgood guy, he's pretty cool.

I agree.
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EDIT:
Username: Primusfan
Offense: Usually rude
Banned: Pretty much the opposite
Example: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/editpost.php?do=editpost&p=22534071

I wonder if I get banned for that.
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Last edited by Venice King at Dec 8, 2009,
#15
Lt. Shineysides, for starting up a thread that will result in nothing but flaming

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#17
well this shal be interesting,
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#18
I have some nominations....but I cant remember who they were

I wanna say my good man CrunchyRoll only because literally EVERY debate Ive seen him in there just hasnt been a time ive seen him able to keep the words "Retard!", "Idiot", "dumb ass", etc out of his posts. Which I just find extremely immature and distasteful. However, im giving him the benefit of the doubt on the count that maybe it was just a couple of coincidences, after all, I dont know him very well 'round here. Also because, really, it could be worse. Be clear, im not voting for him. For now.
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User: ClaptonWannabe
Offenses: Starting fights and generally being a dick. I can only think of one time I've actually seen him help someone without insulting them first.
Banned: No AÆdit: Guess he is. Hadn't heard that.
Examples: Some might not seem as bad without the context of the thread, but I just went to his post list and grabbed a few.
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If not laughing at that is being on a high horse, you lot must really be swimming in the scum down there.

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Fuckingshithread.

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No, because it'll be shit.
You've got 3 days, start refilming.

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Lmfao.
How sad are you lot. I thought this site couldn't get any worse.
You don't even have air superiority.

Quote by ClaptonWannabe
You and TS should move in together, so when I come to kill you both I don't have to worry about finding 2 addresses.
Last edited by archangels666 at Dec 8, 2009,
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Quote by archangels666
User: ClaptonWannabe
Offenses: Starting fights and generally being a dick. I can only think of one time I've actually seen him help someone without insulting them first.
Banned: No
Examples: Some might not seem as bad without the context of the thread, but I just went to his post list and grabbed a few.

He is banned now.
And the first quote you listed was directed at me. Upon reading it, I cranked the Linkin Park and cried for a longtime
Last edited by genghisgandhi at Dec 8, 2009,
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Quote by genghisgandhi
He is banned now.
And the first quote you listed was directed at me. Upon reading it, I cranked the Linkin Park and cried for a longtime


can't say im sad that he's banned. if i were allowed to Vote, he was my nomination
#23
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I ****ing hate that jackass genghisgandhi. I nominate him


haha jk jk jk i love you man
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lolworthy- classicrockboy WIN of thread.
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Quote by Lt. Shinysides
can't say im sad that he's banned. if i were allowed to Vote, he was my nomination


He was gonna be my nomination aswell.
RIP Tom Searle.
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OH I FOUND IT =D

User: acoustielectric
Offense: Told everyone they were idiots for drinking, claimed it was stupid and pointless and refused to accept that other people actually enjoy it. Difference between having a different opinion and being a total tool.
Banned: No
Examples: This entire thread:
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1227741&page=1&pp=20&highlight=australia+drinking
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Quote by genghisgandhi
He is banned now.
And the first quote you listed was directed at me. Upon reading it, I cranked the Linkin Park and cried for a longtime


Awwww...wwwWWWSOME!

I was gonna nominate him.
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Awwww...wwwWWWSOME!

I was gonna nominate him.


I'm pretty sure a lot more people were going to also.

I know I was.
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Name: Kensai
Offense: Being too sexy for his shirt.
Banned: At the moment, no.
Example: http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/Kensai/pictures/personal/731912/


Seriously though I can't/won't name every tool I see here. I excepted more nominations for me, though, constantly being a dick and all
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I'm pretty sure a lot more people were going to also.

I know I was.



I am seeing a pattern develop. I guess we know who the winner (loser?) of this thread is going to be lol
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Quote by Lt. Shinysides
I am seeing a pattern develop. I guess we know who the winner (loser?) of this thread is going to be lol


Shame it's not an Eric Clapton award thread...
Ah well. ^_^
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Quote by genghisgandhi
Why?


Just a bit of a tool. Would make threads about how she hurt her wrist and she can't play drums anymore, and constantly alternate about how she is a drummer, the next day she's a bassist. Plus, she's a diedhard Christian. And have you seen her DP? I hope that isn't ban worthy to say :/
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SomeoneYouKnew

ClaptonWannabe

Just for starting up arguments all the time.

Exactly exactly exactly this. Plus "Carmel's Right Arm":my_pony_bit_me
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in addition to all of that, you also win the thread.



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