#4
If she happened to be holding tomatoes, I'd help her toss her salad.
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#6
Quote by metalh3ad88
Most jokes palin comparison to the humor in this article.
What? That didn't even have a verb
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#8
He should've thrown a shoe, they have more accuracy.
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#10
1,000 Sarah Palin supporters and the woman herself


Wow... That must have been a terrifying sight...
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#11
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Bloomington Police report that Bloomington Commander Mark Stehlik was struck in the face with one of the tomatoes and may face charges for assaulting a police officer.


GRAMMAR FAIL!
#12
What a waste of a tomato pregnancy.
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#13
Quote by herby190
GRAMMAR FAIL!
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#14
Quote by herby190
GRAMMAR FAIL!


er...how?
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#16
Quote by MegaUltraTurkey
er...how?
Read it carefully; I don't believe the officer assaulted himself.
#17
Quote by metalh3ad88
Most jokes palin comparison to the humor in this article.


hahahaha


aw hell thats dumb funny
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#18
Quote by blackthought
I'd eat her tomatoes.


Really? I'd do her up the bum.
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#21
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Bloomington Police report that Bloomington Commander Mark Stehlik was struck in the face with one of the tomatoes and may face charges for assaulting a police officer.

What? Why would the Commander assault a police officer?

What a poorly written article.
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#22
Quote by GodofCheesecake
What? Why would the Commander assault a police officer?

What a poorly written article.
I beat you to that one.