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#1
for Christmas, and I have no idea what I want. She's insistent upon this too. And i have no idea what I want. Any suggestions as to something?

Oh yeah, better leave this:
inb4 dildo, bj, anal, or christmas anal.
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#6
dildo, bj, anal, or christmas anal?

i think this should be in the relationship thread

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#7
Jewellry, chocolate, clothes, CDs.
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inb4 christmas anal.



How bout like a pedal, tab books, strings, or some other guitar accessories. Video games? CDs? Concert tickets? Sporting event tickets?
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Vagina hero Ftw!
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#11
I think maybe a dildo, anal, a bj, and a little bit of christmas anal.
#12
Peace and quiet?

Lord knows I wish my chick would give me that for the holidays.

Amiritefellas?


But in all seriousness,just have her give you money,then take her shopping to pick out the gift once you have an idea of what you want.That should work...in theory.

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#13
I already suggested guitar strings, and she made the sound of disapproval :P So I'm out of ideas.
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anal, or christmas anal.


Please explain.
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Please explain.

Ever sat on santa's lap?
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Please explain.


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undies, cologne, pyjamas


Pajamas?

What guy wears pajamas these days?

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#21
i still think you should seriously consider anal


just sayin'
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Pajamas?

What guy wears pajamas these days?


I do, just not to bed.
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#23
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pyjamas


Dude, that's actually not a bad idea.
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I do, just not to bed.


Hmm.....this concept may be relevant to my interests.


I could be lazy and comfortable without my chick yelling at me to put pants on...........genius .

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#25
ask for a good noise gate
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Pajamas?

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Pajama pants are so clutch bro
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Oh yeah, better leave this:
inb4 dildo, bj, anal, or christmas anal.

You can't inb4, you're TS.

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#30
dick in a box, because the implications would be mind blowing and hilarious.
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#31
Dick in a box.


Wait...

edit: goddammit!
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#32
A new jacket? wallet? watch? a nice hoodie? record player? necklace? headphones? A box set of a band you like? A season of a show you like on dvd or blue ray?
#33
ask for a hoodie or some article of clothing you need/want. for some reason girls LOVE to buy clothes for you. this is only a viable option however, if you trust your girl's fashion sense or dont really care what you wear. you can be sure everytime you go out wearing another hoodie, shes going to ask 'why arent you wearing that hoodie i got for you?'.

that or slippers. you can never go wrong asking for slippers for a christmas gift. even if you hate them, it doesnt really matter because you only wear them around the house. then again slippers really aren't a 'girlfriend' gift so she might not approve of that either.

from what ive gathered from past relationships, girls dont want to buy something specific for you, they want to pick something specific from a general category(ie. picking out a t-shirt, not going to a music shop and picking up a pack or strings you ask for). they seem to like the personal and thought that goes into it.
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#34
why don't you let her surprise you
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#35
hmmm. Christmas lapdance sounds nice...
how about the beatles white album? I cant find anyone where i live that has it
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#36
I dunno, how long have you guys been going out? Maybe ask for a cool new guitar strap? (Make sure you outline what is cool and what isn't, last time i asked for a new strap from someone else i ended up with this lame green thing with fake bullets and russian letters on it.)
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Vagina hero Ftw!

Wow. I've never heard that one before.

Ask for some clothing, something you'd use for a while. Makes both of you happy.
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#39
Ask for something that she cannot possiblely get you. She will then get you something else, you should accept it kindly and tell her you really like it (even though you told her you liked it, she knows it's something that you didn't really want). Then at some point she will try to compensate for the gift that you did not want with sex.
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Ask for something that she cannot possiblely get you. She will then get you something else, you should accept it kindly and tell her you really like it (even though you told her you liked it, she knows it's something that you didn't really want). Then at some point she will try to compensate for the gift that you did not want with sex.

You have this figured out don't you?
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