Poll: the dirty dirty
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today
5 3%
yesterday
8 4%
within the week
25 13%
within the month
22 12%
last 3 months
12 6%
last 6 months
9 5%
within the last year
6 3%
longer than a yr ago
9 5%
never !
66 35%
ROAR little kittens.
27 14%
Voters: 190.
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#1
make love since its more of an appropriate name for a title of a thread,

i couldnt find anything about this being against hte rules, however i will remove it quickly if it is

i also searched and found nothing


so since there is a when you last kissed thread, it was only natural that it would evolve into the when is hte last time you had sex,

i dont want to know specifics, this is just for lulz.

poll coming

EDIT/ by make love i was just using a more appropriate name for the thread, having sex counts for the purpose of this thread
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#2
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#3
love make me
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#4
Last time i made love was probably sometime around last newyears. Last time i had sex was like... The 4th of July weekend.
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#5
you cant ask the pit this, because your hand doesn't count.
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#6
ITT perverted 13 year olds pretending they get laid
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#8
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Oh not again...

ah done before? should i delete?
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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#9
uhhhhhh... 15 years ago

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#11
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All these love life questions are really bringing me down...

Me too
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#12
... These threads are depressing.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#13
Agreed.
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#14
Saturday night.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#15
Quote by Ur all $h1t
Saturday night.


sameee
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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#16
The last time it happened was somewhere in the future.

GOD DAMMIT PIT, YOU MAKIN' ME FEEL SO RONERY!
#17
Last month.
Call me Cam
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#18
I'm lonely now.

I just want a goddamn hug!
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#19
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I'm lonely now.

I just want a goddamn hug!

Happy?
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#20
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Happy?

No, you're from Jersey.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#23
Quote by p o e
No, you're from Jersey.

Oh what the hell???? Where are you from then??? Huh?
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#24
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Oh what the hell???? Where are you from then??? Huh?

North Carolina. We're rednecks, meth addicts, and low-life's. But we still win in the Jersey VS North Carolina competition.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#25
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uhhhhhh... 15 years ago



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#26
last night, would be tonight...probably right now...if there wasnt a ****ing blizzard outside thats preventing anyone from driving
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#27
Swalloween
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#28
If I'm a narcissist does that count as making love? Suppose you love yourself so much that I never want another lover?


oh god I'm alone
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#32
There's several threads covering this, some within the second option of your poll. Grow a brain pit. Grow a brain.
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#34
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There's several threads covering this, some within the second option of your poll. Grow a brain pit. Grow a brain.



YOU FOOL, YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#35
you should have seen the answer to everyone coming when you made this thread
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#36
I think it was a couple of lifetimes ago.*


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#38


Ahh. *brushes hands together roughly*
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#40
The last time I touched a vagina was when I came out of one.
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