Poll: What do you do?
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View poll results: What do you do?
Witty Insult
38 33%
Punch the douche out of him
17 15%
Kindly ask him what he's doing
33 28%
Nothing
10 9%
Other
18 16%
Voters: 116.
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#1
So you're out on a date at the movies with your girl when all of of sudden that large soda you drank turns against you and you head to the bathroom. Upon returning, from far away you see some random douchebag looking guy obviously hitting on and trying to flirt with your girl...


So Pit, what do you do?
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#2
Go and say "Hey babe, let's go."

then leave with her.
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#4
sit beside them and makeout with her until he leaves.
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#5
introduce myself and be amicable, if he gives me trouble beat the crap out of him.
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#7
get realy insecure, quiet and pretend it's not happening
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#8
I would calmly approach him and ask him to stop.

If he kept doing it, I'd knee him in the genitalia.

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#9
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sit beside them and makeout with her until he leaves.


Truth levels in this post are staggering.
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#13
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Truth levels in this post are staggering.

id do it with my gf and she would have no trouble making out with me to get rid of the creep either.
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#14
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get realy insecure, quiet and pretend it's not happening


this but i'd also assume the fetal position, rocking back and forth sobbing while he makes passionate love to her right there in the theater five feet from me.
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#15
Nothing. A pair of balls grows confidence, I suggest you fertilize yours.
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#17
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this but i'd also assume the fetal position, rocking back and forth sobbing while he makes passionate love to her right there in the theater five feet from me.

Doggystyle.
#19
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Nothing. A pair of balls grows confidence, I suggest you fertilize yours.


fertilize balls? i dont think thats how it works
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#20
i remind myself that i don't have a girlfriend, sit back down next to the girl and cry quietly into my popcorn, sadly missing the end of new moon
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#21
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Leave and let her **** him. Being single is the only way to be happy.


whatever gets you to fall asleep at night bud
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#22
id show him the sheer length/girth of my penis. he would realize he is MAGGOT compared to my Polish Sausage of a wang, and quietly walk to his car and asphyxiate himself with the exhaust fumes.
#24
i find out who he is and if he was actually tryin to get with her i would get all of to laugh about then give him one of those slap hug things and whisper quietly"if you ever come with in100ft of us again i will rip out spine, dangle you off a flag pole and beat your still wriggling body to death"
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#25
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id show him the sheer length/girth of my penis. he would realize he is MAGGOT compared to my Polish Sausage of a wang, and quietly walk to his car and asphyxiate himself with the exhaust fumes.


#26
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i find out who he is and if he was actually tryin to get with her i would get all of to laugh about then give him one of those slap hug things and whisper quietly"if you ever come with in100ft of us again i will rip out spine, dangle you off a flag pole and beat your still wriggling body to death"

Google translate couldn't even help me with this post.


On topic, I'd just make it clear that we were dating and chances are he'd get the picture.
#27
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id show him the sheer length/girth of my penis. he would realize he is MAGGOT compared to my Polish Sausage of a wang, and quietly walk to his car and asphyxiate himself with the exhaust fumes.


you forgot the c0ck slap!
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#28
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id show him the sheer length/girth of my penis. he would realize he is MAGGOT compared to my Polish Sausage of a wang, and quietly walk to his car and asphyxiate himself with the exhaust fumes.


So what happens when he laughs, and pulls out a summer sausage sized penis?
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yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#29
Probably say hi to him and then go.

Edit: With the girl of course.

Also, @Lt.ShinySides
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#30
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So what happens when he laughs, and pulls out a summer sausage sized penis?



i laugh extra hard because no woman on earth could take a summer sausage sized penis. he is doomed to remain a virgin forver.
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#31
I'd wonder what strange universe I was in that I'd have a girlfriend.

Then, I'd go walk down the row, do an up-chin nod at the douche, say something like "What's up, champ?", then sit down next to mah woman.

At this point, he'd either leave, or start acting tough.

If he left, problem solved.

If he tried to be tough, we'd just leave.
#32
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Leave and let her **** him. Being single is the only way to be happy.


Sure keep telling yourself that.

just kidding i second this ^
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#33
Simple.

Ask the guy to back off.
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#34
To GF... HEY BITCH STOP TALKING TO HIM *blackhands*.... To Him *pulls back GFs hair... see that hickey douchebag? its mine now gtfo."
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#36
I'd say "hey man what's up?" then put my arm around my girl and hope he gets the message.
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#38
I'd laugh. And watch. Letting yourself be hit on when you have no intention of going further than that conversation is the ultimate troll.

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#39
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To GF... HEY BITCH STOP TALKING TO HIM *blackhands*.... To Him *pulls back GFs hair... see that hickey douchebag? its mine now gtfo."

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#40
I usually end up puffing out my chest and looking all big (not consiously), and saying something like, "What's up hon? Who's your new friend?" Then the guy usually gets all nervous and tries to involve me in the conversation like he wasn't hitting on her. And then after a minute or two, he leaves awkwardly.

Which, truth be told, is what I would do if it was the other way around.
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