If the PIT was a business, what type of business would it be and how would you run it

#1
What would be the PIT's business plan? Who would be on the board o directors?
Who would be CEO of PIT inc.? Also what questions would you asked potential employees of PIT inc. in the interviewing process?


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THE CEO


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#5
i would be the CEO, and the only employee, and it would be a music download store, and online musical instrument store for cheaper then normal prices cuz im awesome....
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If the PIT was a business, what type of business would it be
Toxic waste dump, most likely.

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and how would you run it
Into the ground.
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What would be the PIT's business plan?

Brothel/Human Trafficking

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Who would be on the board o directors?

Samuel L. Jackson, the Mudkip King, and Brian Peppers

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Who would be CEO of PIT inc.?

Zappp

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Also what questions would you asked potential employees of PIT inc. in the interviewing process?

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Killing is my business...

I bet you leave your victims to Rust In Peace.

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is business good??

Probably not. After all, Peace Sells.
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Ran like Communism!
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#16
if I ran the Pit as a buisness it would (child prostitution ring) be run by zappp and it would be a general (child prostitution ring) discussion forum on a guitar website (child prostitution ring).
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#18
If the Pit was my business, it would be a guitar company.

Our business plan would revolve around the phrase "No, we tell you what you sell."

Our building would be that massive pot farm bunker they found in Kentucky.

The CEO would be a clueless pretty-boy actor we trot out in front of the camera, while the company is really run by the board of directors. That board consists of Erik Prince, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, the guy from Sesame Street that lives in a trash can, Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Jeremy Clarkson.

Our guitars would be designed by artists kidnapped from Fender, Dean, and Jackson, who are given large quantities of LSD and told to draw new concept shapes on a dry-erase board. A well-trained chimpanzee flings his feces at the production line, and any guitar he hits is picked up and thrown into whatever arbitrary order happens to be pending. The guitars themselves are made of illegal rosewood, whale oil, baby seal pelts, and the tears of Nicaraguan children. All products are tested and set up by a 16-year-old emo kid with Downs Syndrome. Our delivery trucks are refurbished Panzer tanks.


So yeah, pretty much Gibson.
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If the Pit was my business, it would be a guitar company.

Our business plan would revolve around the phrase "No, we tell you what you sell."

Our building would be that massive pot farm bunker they found in Kentucky.

The CEO would be a clueless pretty-boy actor we trot out in front of the camera, while the company is really run by the board of directors. That board consists of Erik Prince, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, the guy from Sesame Street that lives in a trash can, Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Jeremy Clarkson.

Our guitars would be designed by artists kidnapped from Fender, Dean, and Jackson, who are given large quantities of LSD and told to draw new concept shapes on a dry-erase board. A well-trained chimpanzee flings his feces at the production line, and any guitar he hits is picked up and thrown into whatever arbitrary order happens to be pending. The guitars themselves are made of illegal rosewood, whale oil, baby seal pelts, and the tears of Nicaraguan children. All products are tested and set up by a 16-year-old emo kid with Downs Syndrome. Our delivery trucks are refurbished Panzer tanks.


So yeah, pretty much Gibson.


I like your thinking, we should meet and discuss this plan.
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Probably not. After all, Peace Sells.


No one is gonna buy that.
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#21
I thought it said how would you ruin it?

I'd probably just pull my willy out in the commercial.
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#22
it would be a business for

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#23
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it would be a business for



Hot water bottles?

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