#1
I hate them, I don't dance, don't like the music, don't have many good friends at my school. It's on a boat so I can't sneak out, I don't know if there's forced dancing, hopefully not. Any tips to make it better?
#4
Umm...dance and enjoy yourself instead of whining?
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#7
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Umm...dance and enjoy yourself instead of whining?


i tried that once :P: just the once
#9
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do a couple hits of acid before you go.


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#11
mate take up dancing without it you wont get dance floor pickups.
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#12
Pffft... Can't sneak out.


Fukken swim out!



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#13
Quote by Kid_Thorazine
do a couple hits of acid before you go.

Terrible idea. If anything, get drunk.

Go, ask some hot chick(s) to dance, and have a good time. If you're stuck there you might as well enjoy yourself.
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#14
Few options here...

1. Dont go
2. Bring some music you like and try to get it to play
3. Make a complete disaster of the whole dance (SABOTAGE TIMEEEEE!!!!!)
4. Come in completely drunk or stoned (or pretend to be) so you get chucked out (this only applies if you're not underage)
5. Come in dressed as something idiotic...peanut butter jelly time? pacman? borat?
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#16
Grind against the principal and say...
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#17
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Go, ask some hot chick(s) to dance, and have a good time. If you're stuck there you might as well enjoy yourself.



Do this man, it will improve your night greatly. If you just sit in the corner sulking like some people at a social i went to recently , you're really just wasting what could be a really good night.

You don't have to enjoy the music to enjoy the night.
#18
Walk in and puke everywhere. Sabotage AND getting kicked out!

That or try and get some. *shrugs*
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#21
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go to the deejay and request slayer, form mosh pit.


did this and our teachers were mortified at the final "disco" before we all left.Someone got their nose broken was rather brilliant.All you need is a good load of people up for it and let er rip so i agree fully with this statement.
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#22
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go to the deejay and request slayer, form mosh pit.

Do this. This happened at my school once, they decided to let a metal band open for an assembly. A moshpit formed and the assembly was canceled.
#23
Are you going with a date?
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#24
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Do this. This happened at my school once, they decided to let a metal band open for an assembly. A moshpit formed and the assembly was canceled.


Win, lol
#26
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Go in fancy dress.
I'd advise you waer nothing apart from a potato on your junk.

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You can say "Mrs Potato Head" is your date.
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#28
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do a couple hits of acid before you go.


Genius.
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#30
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This
You can say "Mrs Potato Head" is your date.

Or you can say you're dressed up as a 'dick-tater'.
#31
Just plant a giant iceberg in the river and do a Titanic on the boat. But you have to save a girl if you do a that.

1.plant giant iceberg near boat in the river
2.???????????????????
3.Profit
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#32
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I hate them, I don't dance, don't like music, don't have many good friends at my school. It's on a boat so I can't sneak out, I don't know if there's forced dancing, hopefully not. Any tips to make it better?


You on a music site........
#34
A nights what you make it.

If you try and have fun and go in wanting to have a good time you more than likely will, all you have to do is change your attitude.
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#35
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Grind on your underage classmates while you can. Just be confident and bam, there you go.


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wiliscool is just plain dumb
#36
Go to the dance and do the Scadusher on the dance floor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0szzaYTKrA
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#37
Find a deer, kill it, cover yourself in it's blood (or fake blood if ya not a sadistic fool like me)...Walk in, scream at the top of your voice 'I WILL KILL AGAIN!' or 'ALRIGHT, WHO'S NEXT?!?!' and wait for lulz to ensue.
#38
Sink the boat.
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