#1
Lately I have been eating more chili food than normal. I put Sriracha sauce on almost every thing I eat, I just can't get enough of the spicy goodness!

Now I just went to the bathroom, to drop of a massive load of curry/Sriracha, and it was one of the most painful bowel movements I have ever experienced. Long story short, I was finishing up, and realized there was a small amount of blood on the toilet paper...

Is that normal?

Anyone else ever experience such violent anal eruptions that it burnt the skin clean from the Badger hole?
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#2
sounds like some one is covering up the fact they have been raped
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#3
I'm pretty sure rectal bleeding is one of the symptoms a person should not ignore.

Go see a doctor.
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#5
I eat habanero peppers like they're grapes,but I've never bled out of my asshole.

By any chance have you drank alcohol with a creepy uncle recently?

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#6
Eating too spicy is a major cause of stomach ulcer.

Stop it now or go easy on chili food for a while at least, and go see a doctor if the bleeding continues.
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#8
am i the only one who thought that ts was referring to the terrence and phillip movie in the south park movie?
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#9
Are you sure it's not curry sauce. Curry sauce is usually a brown/red, so I don't think i'd need to explain why your mistaking it.

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#10

gets those filthy blood stains right out.
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#11
Wait,is there actually blood in your feces or just on the paper?

It might be a simple case of you using cheap toilet paper and wiping your balloon knot raw.

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#12
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am i the only one who thought that ts was referring to the terrence and phillip movie in the south park movie?


*raise hand*
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#13
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gets those filthy blood stains right out.


lmao beat me to it.
#14
dw about it, prolly just wiped to much, happens from time to time
#17
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I eat habanero peppers like they're grapes,but I've never bled out of my asshole.

By any chance have you drank alcohol with a creepy uncle recently?



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#18
Lol yeah I'm 90% sure there is no blood in the actual fecal matter. I just spoke to my doctor friend, he said that it isn't uncommon for chili sauce to cause small amounts of bleeding. Apparently, the chili sauce makes the balloon knot red raw, and the wiping pushes it over to the bleeding side of things. Glad I got that cleared up

Back to Sriracha.
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#19
One, no, two words:


Internal Hammeroids
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maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#20
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Everyone thinks it's weird,but I love eating them as snacks.The best thing is when someone tries eating one whole just because they see me do it,then I get the sadistic joy of watching them realize they just bit into one of the worlds hottest peppers .

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#21
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#22
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#23
Best thread in a while.
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