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#1
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34332302/ns/us_news-weird_news/?gt1=43001
A pit monkey in training perhaps?
Any of you guys ever do this? A friend of mine did when I was a kid. He got stuck to a stop sign.
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#2
No, I dance around poles instead.
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#5
"A similar drama unfolded in Spokane, Wa., on Monday when a 13-year-old girl stuck her tongue on a ... pole outside a school. "


...shlut.
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#6
i would have called the polece.
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#7
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i would have called the polece.


Yea maybe they could help relece the child from the pole. Silly children, and imagine the ackwardness of having to stand there like that
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#9
That article was full of chilling details.
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#11
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That article was full of chilling details.


must you be so cold?
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#12
Wow, he ain't got a lick of sense.
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#13
It took firefighters to free him with a glass of warm water.
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#14
You don't always get stuck though. It depends on the polarity i guess. Because i once licked a Pole and he repelled me and called me a kurwa or something.
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#15
All these lame puns are giving me douche chills .

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#16
What a case of brrrrrr-illiant stupidity
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#17


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#18
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if you hold onto jesus' hand
#20
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Yea maybe they could help relece the child from the pole. Silly children, and imagine the ackwardness of having to stand there like that



Probably served him right... He was probably whiening about having brang his dirty clothes down...
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#23
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"they allowd him to continue to walk to school, only to free him from another pole 15 minutes later..."

Oh look. It's a reporter from Fox.
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#24
Wow, not intending to be racist or jump on the bandwagon, but Jesus some American kids are retarded.
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#25
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Wow, not intending to be racist or jump on the bandwagon, but Jesus some American kids are retarded.



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#26
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Wow, not intending to be racist or jump on the bandwagon, but Jesus some American kids are retarded.

Yeah... i mean i've never even heard of a Nigerian kid getting his tongue stuck afer licking frost off a metal surface.
#27
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Wow, not intending to be racist or jump on the bandwagon, but Jesus some American kids are retarded.

At least American kids don't chew exploding bubblegum.
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#28
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At least American kids don't chew exploding bubblegum.


Touché.

Where was that guy from?
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#31
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I fail to see how this is news-worthy at all.
This is exactly what I was going to say; what reporter actually took the time to go see that?
#32
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Touché.

Where was that guy from?

The Ukraine I believe. Or Russia.
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#34
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The Ukraine I believe. Or Russia.


There's your reason. Wow, I'm a tad racist today.
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#35
We should have a pole and see how many people have licked poles.
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#37
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HOLY SHIT! THAT ACTUALLY WORKS?

*runs outside*


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#38
I got my tongue caught on an ice lolly once. At least it tasted nice.
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