#1
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Exploding-Chewing-Gum-Ukraine-Man-Killed-In-Konotop-After-Dipping-Gum-In-Unknown-Substance---Report/Article/200912215496442?lpos=World_News_First_Strange_News__Article_Teaser_Region__0&lid=ARTICLE_15496442_Exploding_Chewing_Gum%3A_Ukraine_Man_Killed_In_Konotop_After_Dipping_Gum_In_Unknown_Substance_-_Report

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A chemistry student has been found dead with his jaw blown off by what is believed to be exploding chewing gum, reports have said. The 25-year-old's disfigured remains were discovered at his parent's home in the northern Ukrainian city of Konotop, reports in the Eastern European country said.

The young man, who studied at Kiev Polytechnic Institute, was working at a computer late on Saturday when the alleged explosion happened.

"A loud pop was heard from the student's room," the ukranews.com website said, citing an aide to the city's police chief.

"When his relatives entered the room, they saw that the lower part of the young man's face had been blown off."

A forensic examination established that the chewing gum was covered with an unidentified chemical substance, thought to be some type of explosive material.

The student apparently had a bizarre habit of chewing gum after dipping it into citric acid, Russian news agency Ria Novosti said.

Officers found both citric acid packets and a similar-looking unidentified substance, believed to be some kind of explosive material, on a table near the body, the agency continued.

Investigators suspect that the student simply confused the packets and put gum covered with explosive material into his mouth.

Forensic experts were to travel from Kiev to investigate the substance, as local authorities feared it may explode if transported.


Far too young to die, should have been out having a blast.
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#2
Bit off more than he could chew...?
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#4
Eh,at least he went out with a bang.

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#5
The student apparently had a bizarre habit of chewing gum after dipping it into citric acid, Russian news agency Ria Novosti said.
#6
It's a shame really... To think that in a couple years time he could have been jawing to his parents about his graduation.
#7
title made me lol



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#9
What a sour way to die. On the other hand, that combination (citric acid and chewing gum) sounds explosively delicious.
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What a sour way to die. On the other hand, that combination (citric acid and chewing gum) sounds explosively delicious.


How so?
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#12
Found laying by the body was the jawbone of an ass.
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How so?


Citric acid is the stuff that makes sour candy sour.
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#16
Perhaps he was trying to create a brand of chewing gum only fitting of the great Duke Nukem.
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That's quite an explosive way to die.


I hate to burst your bubble, but dying in such a way just blows.
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#18
Damn that's sad, I almost bursted into tears when I read it.
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#21
Well... that sucks.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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Found laying by the body was the jawbone of an ass.

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#24
Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the weasel Ukrainian chemistry student.
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#25
At 25 still living with his parents?

I doubt he was much of a popular guy.
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Infantry.
#26
You could certainly say there was some chemistry between him and the bubble gum.
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#27
Eating a delicious bubblegum, he must at least have died with a smile on his fa-...

Oh wait.
Military use of children?

Infantry.