#1
tiger woods gets mad pussy.

I mean have you guys seen this shit? He has a sweedish supermodel wife, and hes alledgedly up to 9 mistresses now.

This guy is the poontang king.


Bow down to him.

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#4
Why? Because the tabloids say he's slept with a couple of woman? That's nothing spectacular.
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#8
tiger woods gets mad pussy.

I mean have you guys seen this shit? He has a sweedish supermodel wife, and hes alledgedly up to 9 mistresses now.

This guy is the poontang king.


Bow down to him.

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#9
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Why would he wanna hit anything other than that Swedish model? I'd die to be able to hit that.



that is why tiger woods > you.

He doesnt settle with sweedish supermodels. He sets his sights higher. Thats what makes him great.
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#13
What's the difference between santa and T. Woods?


Woods doesn't stop at 'ho ho ho'


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#15
but i get way more dick than him, i am greater than tiger woods
#18
It's not hard to sleep with women when you've got his charisma and charm.

And money.

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#19
Yeah it is like...what more does he want?
He's already banging a swedish woman. That's like the creme of the crop, right thurrr.
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#20
A rich, attractive, young guy having lots of sex? Simply unheard of, I say!
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#21
he just does it because he can
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#22
****ing hell, hes up to 11 mistresses right now. Tiger Woods is officially my hero, just one spot under the Milfhunter.
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#23
Yeah, but guys...

Half of the Women are probably lying, trying to get fame and money from magazines etc
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#24
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Yeah, but guys...

Half of the Women are probably lying, trying to get fame and money from magazines etc

That did cross my mind, some people will do anything for their 15 minutes of fame.
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