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#1
The shitter is unknown (as far as a I know.)
Discuss.
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#2
Shitty thread is shitty.
Nothing left to discuss.
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#8
Somebody crapped in someone else's locker when I was in high school. lulz ensued
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#9
that happened at my school back when i was in middle school. everyone laughed hysterically went the principal went on the intercom and said somebody took a dump in the hallway under the stairwell.
#10
you smell that?

thats right

its shit
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#11
Well, this thread's just poo.
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#12
well who ever the perpetrator is will be in deep shit
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#13
I remember when some twad crapped in a plastic cup and put it in the sink in the mens bathroom when I was in school....Kinda funny but nasty.
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#15
I shit in front of the backdoor of my school once. The janitor opened the door from the inside, shit everywhere on the door.
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Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#16
The janitor at your school has a really shitty job
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#18
I remember back in highschool, someone threw the poo on someones car in the parking lot. Not a nice sight. Then the other day at work, some kid pooed mega in the bathroom. Glad I didn't have to clean it.
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#19
Unsuprisingly there is a stupid facebook group about it i'll try and find it.
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I'm pretty sure the feeling i get when i blow my load on my computer screen is a f*ck of a lot different than when i shoot in on my girlfriend's face.


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#24
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The shitter is unkown (as far as a I know.)
Discuss.

But who was Unkown?
Meadows
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#25
these puns are pretty shitty to be quite honest
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I'm pretty sure the feeling i get when i blow my load on my computer screen is a f*ck of a lot different than when i shoot in on my girlfriend's face.


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#27
shit

EDIT: Holy shit it's not... cool what about ****?

EDIT2: Guess not.
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I'm pretty sure the feeling i get when i blow my load on my computer screen is a f*ck of a lot different than when i shoot in on my girlfriend's face.


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Epiphone G400
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#30
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these puns are pretty shitty to be quite honest


we obviously don't give a shit .... oh wait.
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When having sex i realise my penis is of small nature.


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I got a similar thing from playing too much Pokemon.

Magikarpal tunnel.
#32
....Cause apparently one of you thought it was funny, mmkay, to pull down your pants, maybe spread apart your buttcheeks with your hands, and lay a big fudge dragon/brownsteamer for the whole world to see...lulz....I'm gonna catch this son of a b*tch if its the last thing I ever do, mmmkay.
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#34
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Reminds me of an incident in my school, someone shat on someones pic nic box, they made a great deal out of it.

Really? At my school no one would give a shit


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#35
Never had a shit situation in my class. Did have a kid set the soap dispenser on fire. Must've taken that think ten minutes to catch.

A friend has a great story. Middle school free period, some guys were farting in class. One guy farts, they all giggle, the girls get disgusted, the teacher yells at them. Another guy farts. This one kid was trying to fart all class, and I guess he was just getting SBDs.

About five minutes until the end of the period, he makes this face like he's got a winner. You know that trumpet noise that heralds, "Hooray, you didn't shit yourself!"? He didn't get that. Craps his pants right there in front of everybody. The teacher made him stand by the window and wait until the end of class to change his pants.

He gambled and lost.
#36
Shit stories from my school: Some guy crapped in a bag and threw it all over the roof and the walls. Another guy did a shit on a walkway as a joke.
#38
I wonder if he was s(h)itting down when he did this, or if he was standing up?




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#39
Shit, that sucks.
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#40
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I wonder if he was s(h)itting down when he did this, or if he was standing up?







It was kind of a trail so presumably he/she was probably walking or running.

Im going to feel like a dick if this guy ends up having some kind of shitting problem.
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I'm pretty sure the feeling i get when i blow my load on my computer screen is a f*ck of a lot different than when i shoot in on my girlfriend's face.


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PRS SE Custom 24
Epiphone G400
Vox AC15C1
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