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#1
Since it is Christmas lets share the love........

As the title says give your fellow UGer a present

So pit what did you get me?
#2
I got you the book "The Catcher in the Rye".



On an ordinary day
Not in an ordinary way
All at once the song I heard
No longer would it play
For anybody
Or anyone
That needed comfort from sombody
Needed comfort from someone
Who cared to be
Not like you
And unlike
And then the voices went away
From me
Somehow you set the wheels in motion
It haunts our memories
You were the instrument
You were the one
How a body took a body
You gave that boy a gun
Took our innocence beyong our stares
Sometimes the only thing we counted on
When no one else was there.
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
Last edited by Momentosis at Dec 10, 2009,
#4
I present.... a dick in a box :-)
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#5
I got you 11,000 guitar picks.
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#8
And here's a can for your elephant.
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#9
Quote by slash_GNR666
I present.... a dick in a box :-)


you beat me to it

I too give this
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You're a good man. I was waiting for somebody to step up with the obligatory "I come blood" reference.

Quote by guylee
goddammit. I'm going to bed. You win good sir.

Quote by stratguy335
Haha! You got the joke! You win a cookie.
#10
Last year I got a lovely dress from my Boyfriend and in that dress we go for a movie and after that he said to that he loves me, I was very happy with those words.
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Last edited by allisa at Dec 24, 2009,
#12
Quote by allisa
Last year I got a lovely dress from my Boyfriend and in that dress we go for a movie and after that he said to that he loves me, I was very happy with those words.


Nobody asked what you got last year,they asked what you're giving to the person above you this year.I hope this year he gives you the gift of literacy and reading comprehension.


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Last edited by Pr0gNut at Dec 10, 2009,
#16
I give you...... disappointment - the greatest gift of all
Grooving to the Music




Skydiving Fund: R 50.00/ R 1600.00


If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.

The Dalai Lama
#17
I thought you were Ur All Sh!t at first, but now I see you're an imposter.

You get NOTHING
Check out my band Disturbed
#20
I got you a Fender Jaguar HH, Squier Duo-Sonic, Fender DG22CE, Devi Ever Hyperion, and Line 6 Flextone III.

I was worried about getting something you already had, so I got everything I could find. You can't have all those already.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#22
Quote by whalepudding
I got you a Fender Jaguar HH, Squier Duo-Sonic, Fender DG22CE, Devi Ever Hyperion, and Line 6 Flextone III.

I was worried about getting something you already had, so I got everything I could find. You can't have all those already.



Well played, sir.
#23
Quote by StewieSwan
I thought you were Ur All Sh!t at first, but now I see you're an imposter.

You get NOTHING


(i believe i had it first but my lack of posting may be the reason for you thinking that oh well).

i accept your nothing. it's the best nothing i ever got
Grooving to the Music




Skydiving Fund: R 50.00/ R 1600.00


If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.

The Dalai Lama
#24
Quote by alaskan_ninja
I got you a nice pair of pants.



Thats my and Kashuuls joke........not ****ing happy
#25
Quote by Nite`
(i believe i had it first but my lack of posting may be the reason for you thinking that oh well).

i accept your nothing. it's the best nothing i ever got


Well I was gonna give you eternal happiness, but since nothing is better than eternal happiness, and you've already got nothing, I got you a ham sandwich, since it's better than nothing.

#26
Quote by davrossss
Thats my and Kashuuls joke........not ****ing happy
On the contrary, my good sir. I was actually the one who began that joke, way back when.
kill all humans
#27
Quote by Pr0gNut
Nobody asked what you got last year,they asked what you're giving to the person above you this year.I hope this year he gives you the gift of literacy and reading comprehension.



Quote by Rogue Hermit


You're a good man. I was waiting for somebody to step up with the obligatory "I come blood" reference.

Quote by guylee
goddammit. I'm going to bed. You win good sir.

Quote by stratguy335
Haha! You got the joke! You win a cookie.
#28
Quote by alaskan_ninja
On the contrary, my good sir. I was actually the one who began that joke, way back when.


I don't think so.......hmmmmm

need proof methinks
#29
I got you an awesome set of NINJA SHURIKEN!!!



p.s. you should probably share them with alaskan ninja
Chelsea FC



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As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
#31
Quote by amaranth_todd
I got you a...



Steampunk computer!


That is the coolest thing I have ever seen
#32
For davrosss, I have purchased a successfull photoshop thread.
VENUSIAN
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#34
i give you some coal for giving the look of disappointment
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#35
Quote by janneli561
i give you some coal for giving the look of disappointment


'tis better to give than it is to recieve.

I got you something too:

ಠ_ಠ
#36
I went down the shop to buy you a new space shuttle, but they didn't have any.

I bought you a bean instead.

What is mountains? A mountains has no special shapes or sound!



Epic Chill Broseph Of the Australia FTW! Club. PM Alter-Bridge or The_Random_Hero to join.

#37
I got you an axe:

The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#39
Quote by Bowkore
That's just another thread.... not the searchbar I think you stuffed up there

That was an extra present because I like him so much.
Utah's Token Black Guy
#40
My gift to you is an expired coupon to Taco Bell.
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
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